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Die or GTFO

1. Prince Phillip (Joker) - surely!

2. Stan Lee

3. Hosni Mubarak

4. Nelson Mandela

5. Christopher Lee

6. Matt Hardy

7. Owen wilson

8. Tito Vilanova

9. Roger Moore

10. Hugh Heffner

11. Courtney Love

12. Macauley Culkin

13. Joni Mitchell

14. Ric Flair

15. Charlie Watts

16. Ian Watkins

17. Margret Thatcher

18. John Goodman

19. Wesley Snipes

20. Aretha Franklin

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Dead Lucky

1. Maggie Thatcher

2. Michael Cera (Joker)

3. Stan Lee

4. Prince Charles

5. The Queen

6. Ronnie Biggs

7. Zsa Zsa Gabor

8. David Hasselhoff

9. George Bush Snr

10. Nelson Mandella

11. Jerry Lewis

12. Glen Campbell

13. Chuck Berry

14. Mcauly Culkin

15. Pete Doherty

16. Kirk Douglas

17. Jim Davison

18. John Cleese

19. Helena Bonham Carter

20. Hilary Clinton

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I love some of the obscure picks... Bonham Carter? Do these people know something we don't? 2 years ago I had Jenna Jameson purely because her name came to mind and I pictured the news story and subsequent channel 4 biodoc. Then someone was all 'yeah, I heard something about her too'. That's how rumours start.

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Thick Cuts

1. Geoffrey Lewis

2. Harry D Stanton

3. John Madden

4. Koffi Annan

5. Hugo Chavez

6. Rupert Murdoch

7. Rip Torn

8. Jeff Stelling

9. Ian Brady

10. Mark Hamill (JOKER LOL)

11. Cilla Black

12. Craig Brown

13. Sammy lee

14. Dominic Chianese

15. Michael Parkinson

16. Dolores Keane

17. Marvin from The Scheme

18. Jon Voight

19. Sammo Hung

20. Ken Dodd

Does "Will and Kate's" baby count?

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I love some of the obscure picks... Bonham Carter? Do these people know something we don't? 2 years ago I had Jenna Jameson purely because her name came to mind and I pictured the news story and subsequent channel 4 biodoc. Then someone was all 'yeah, I heard something about her too'. That's how rumours start.

Michael Cera is wishful thinking. Bonham Carter is just because I watched Alice in Wonderland last night and she already looked kind of dead. Mostly just random punts for funzies.

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I love some of the obscure picks... Bonham Carter? Do these people know something we don't? 2 years ago I had Jenna Jameson purely because her name came to mind and I pictured the news story and subsequent channel 4 biodoc. Then someone was all 'yeah, I heard something about her too'. That's how rumours start.

My favourite obscure pick is Moose's selection of Wesley Snipes.

Seal is definitely about to spiral into depression and addiction hell following the break down of his marriage. To make it even worse for him Klum doesn't even seem bothered that she's shattered his heart. She's an ice queen. I'm telling you Seal's a goner. A bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of fine wine and Seal will slip into death's warm embrace. I can already picture John Snow on the news. Kiss from a rose will be number one for like 2 weeks and Heidi Klum will take a shit on his coffin from a 9ft ladder as it gets lowered slowly into the ground.

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Doubt this'll better last year's UEFA cup-spot performance, but it'll do:

Death Cube K

Ronnie Biggs

Bhumibol Adulyadej (joker)

Margaret Thatcher

Fidel Castro

Bashar al-Assad

Vo Nguyen Giap

Robert Mugabe

Prince Phillip

Nelson Mandela

Queen Elizabeth

Harry Lee (Kwan Yew)

George HW Bush

Hugo Chavez

Chopper Read (can't believe I dithered putting him in again after 2 years, now Ca_Gere has beaten me to it)

Ieng Sary

Ieng Thirith (yet another ex-Khmer Rouge politician and alleged genocidal criminal, wife of the above)

Nuon Chea

Shinzo Abe

Dalai Lama

Akihito

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Doubt this'll better last year's UEFA cup-spot performance, but it'll do:

Death Cube K

Bhumibol Adulyadej (joker)

Bashar al-Assad

Vo Nguyen Giap

Kwan Yew

Ieng Sary

Ieng Thirith (yet another ex-Khmer Rouge politician and alleged genocidal criminal, wife of the above)

Nuon Chea

Shinzo Abe

Akihito

None of those are names. Cheater.

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Lucky can we name our substitutes in advance? Or what's the rules regarding subs? I take it they can only replace living entrants in your team similar to how red cards work in football.

Well that plan was that you could make 1 change to your team up until the closing date of the 21st. Though I guess since the closing date isn't passed yet then theoretically you could still make as many changes as you like. But then if someone gets sick or in an accident over the next 11 days, everyone will message me wanting to add them in. Oh I don't know. What do the floor think?

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