Moose Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 I participated in the kids games show 50/50, hosted by Sally Grey. Michaela Strachan (babe) was our "celebrity" team mate as it was a special Christmas edition and Adam Ricketts did a mid show "performance". What a ponce that boy was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Michaela Strachan got about, didn't she? She awarded the trophy to the winner of our schools 6-a-side comp in York when I was 11. We came second and she signed the cap and t-shirts we were all given to play in.It was shite. The rules were that you had to have at least 2 girls in the team. No girls showed up for the trials, so some girls were forced to turn up on the day, and were utter shit. We would have won if it wasn't for Big fat Kayleigh scoring an own goal past me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 They should have had a better keeper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 if it wasn't for Big fat Kayleigh scoring an own goal past me.amazing. I wonder if she is aware of the bitterness she caused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 amazing. I wonder if she is aware of the bitterness she caused.Probably. All the boys hated her after that. We were the best team there except for the shithouse girls. We had Dean Twiby at our school! He went on to play for Scunthorpe United when he left highschool, so he pretty much got us to the final by himself. Well, him and my safe hands, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Rhino from Gladiators was staying at my mates house and I trashed him at Dynasty Warriors and ISS on the Playstation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 The Shithouse Girls sound like a 70s all-female punk band. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 I was asked for a cigarette by the lead singer from the Alabama 3 at the Belladrum after party. I didn't have any on me so I just stared at him and said nothing. I then proceeded to irritate the drummer from The Editors with my awful, awful dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kybosh Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Dick.Is he a better keeper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Worked with a guy who's dog pissed on Paul McCartney's chauffeur's leg in a pub. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Once at Edinburgh Airport I almost bumped into Noel Gallagher when moving from security to departures. We then stood looking at the screens for a few moments side by side.Shortly afterwards on this day of lame I was at a bar passing the time watching the wimbledon final when suddenly all the celtic squad turned up. They didn't seem to know anything about the tennis and Charlie Mulgrew was talking abotu 50 shades of grey.I also saw Neil Lennon but he was sitting in a different part of the airport. Alone. Because no one likes him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Oh talking of airports. Rhod Gilbert was on the same flight to Nice as me last year and stood beside me at the baggage reclaim for ages while I waited for my suitcase not to arrive. I even thought of something that might actually have made him laugh but I chose not to say anything and he'll forever go through life unable to recount the story of the funny Scottish guy who told him a brilliant one liner in Nice airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Oh talking of airports. Rhod Gilbert was on the same flight to Nice as me last year and stood beside me at the baggage reclaim for ages while I waited for my suitcase not to arrive. I even thought of something that might actually have made him laugh but I chose not to say anything and he'll forever go through life unable to recount the story of the funny Scottish guy who told him a brilliant one liner in Nice airport.come on then, what was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 come on then, what was it?I've forgotton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Was it to do with his full bag turning up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Was it to do with his full bag turning up?Yes. Yes it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Yes. Yes it was.he'd have probably punched you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Isla Fisher came into HMV when I worked there about 15 years ago. sold some cd's to Casey Chaos. also sold some film to a guy from the thrills. i also charged Stephanie Beachams camera battery once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Ooh Dave's post reminds me that I sold a Playstation 2 to the bassist from Status Quo when I worked in the Virgin Megastore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 I sold 84 pounds worth of lightbulbs to Alex salmond a couple of months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kybosh Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 I sold 84 pounds worth of lightbulbs to Alex salmond a couple of months ago......I bet he put them on his expenses , fiddling bass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Oh, I took money off Chris Harvey the presenter of Norse Tonight when he came to see Magrudergrind and Yacopsae.Chris Harvey rules.Word. I did some work experience at STV this month and he bought me a coffee when we were out filming something at Union Square. Claim to fame or lame to fame?I once held open a door for Simon Callow in a Waterstone's in London. I don't think he said thanks. Bastard. David Mitchell and Victoria Coren sat behind us at a show at the Fringe last year. At one point Coren fell asleep on his shoulder.My sister once accidentally hit Konnie Huq with a coin. She (sister) also nearly killed Kiefer Sutherland by mistake. Clumsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 She nearly killed Jack Bauer? That needs explanation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevyrob Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 My band played a gig with Tom hingley from the inspiral carpets in the lemon tree at the tail end of the 90s. He told us about his bouts of depression and suicide attempts he had made! Very depressing Guy to say the least lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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