Jaaakkkeee Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 I once walked past the bloke from STV news. He had a mid life crisis style sports car. He also had a pet, because I walked past him in Pets At Home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Whilst working at the Banchory Golf Club I Served Billy Dodds a Sweetheart Stout Shandy - he called me 'big man' - and gave Scott Booth 2 cigarettes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevyrob Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 On that note I was in the ladbrokes bookie on guild street the same week Aberdeen got beat from skonto Riga or whatever they are called in Europe and Duncan shearer was in their telling all that we would have no chance of clawing back a 1 goal defecit over there in the 2nd leg. Big lump of a Guy,great striker tho. I always felt disappointed with that tho. He was right in the end tho. We got done over there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 This is stirring memories now. I think this thread might be a repeat. Nef C's mum gettin mobbed by mick huknall is coming to mind. Oh we'll.I've got A shoe signed by Ronnie o'sullivan.Aw right cuntybaws, it was actually my Dad's gf who took his virginity. I am of no relation and my Mum has had nothing to do with any popstars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 I was once interviewed by Michaela Strachan on Countryfile. And we went for coffee afterwards.I was staying in a small place in the jungle in Sri Lanka and Bill Oddie turned up there. Had a few beers with him of an evening. Top guy.I was once staying at someone's house and Ian MacKaye out of Fugazi came round and I let him in. This is probably the best thing to ever happen to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 I was staying in a small place in the jungle in Sri Lanka and Bill Oddie turned up there. Had a few beers with him of an evening. Top guy.Alan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Alan?Ermm, I'm pretty sure 'Alan' doesn't have anything to do with that. And it's not my name either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Pissed myself in front of Abi from the ZutonsSkin on skinned Debbie Harry's elbow with mineSaid 'fit like Jim' to James Browntook a shit in a port-a-loo just before the bass player from Interpol went ingot a pat on the back from Dearmot O'Learygot asked to get coke by Oasis' keyboard techhoovered the WWE wrestling ring and carried a turnbuckleDavid Bowie stood on my mums finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Played a gig in Lucembourg and Derrick from Sepultura walked in just as we finished. Went and had a beer with him afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 got asked to get coke by Oasis' keyboard techRegular or Diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Played a gig in a little club in London and Marcus Tandy from off Eldorado watched. He nodded at me as we came off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Shared a bed with the drummer from The Proclaimers (who had previously been the drummer from Stiltskin) and a girl I worked with. We drank a bottle of tequila and a bottle of Jim Beam between the three of us then went to bed and I fell asleep and she wanked him off 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Whilst working at the Banchory Golf Club I Served Billy Dodds a Sweetheart Stout Shandy - he called me 'big man' - and gave Scott Booth 2 cigarettes.When I worked at the Banchory Golf Club I served Dennis Law and his family lunch. They all had a proper meal - steak pies, Caesar salads - whereas he had a bacon and egg roll with a mug of instant coffee. He was adamant that he had to have the coffee in one of the staff mugs, and not one of the generic coffee cups we normally served our coffee in, He also didn’t want filter coffee; had to be instant. He said “cheers, kiddo” when I finished taking their order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Used to go out with Kate Moss' husband's ex-girlfriend. River City's Roisin will be bridesmaid at my wedding. Some decent ones from my time working at AFC: Watched 9/11 happen with Ben Thornley. Had a kebab with Rachid Belabed. Had a Christmas Dinner next to Jamie McAllister. Was Angus the Bull on 3 matchdays. Went to the children's hospital (dressed as Angus) with Peter Kjaer. Sorted out Roberto Bisconti's car insurance. Gave Ryan Esson directions to Rotherham. Taught Derek Whyte how to send a fax. Had a finger clicking handshake anytime I encountered Eugene Dadi. Tore my knee ligaments in a charity game whilst playing in a midfield 3 of me, Neil Simpson and Dougie Bell. Got words of wisdom from Ebbe Skovdahl ("it doesn't matter what you wear, it's what's in here (points to head) and in here (points to heart) that counts") 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Had a kebab with Rachid Belabed.Me too. I bet we're not the only ones, either. I always thought he was a decent player then he went mental and beat up a reporter. Must've been all the kebabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Used to go out with Kate Moss' husband's ex-girlfriend.River City's Roisin will be bridesmaid at my wedding.Some decent ones from my time working at AFC:Watched 9/11 happen with Ben Thornley.Had a kebab with Rachid Belabed.Had a Christmas Dinner next to Jamie McAllister.Was Angus the Bull on 3 matchdays.Went to the children's hospital (dressed as Angus) with Peter Kjaer.Sorted out Roberto Bisconti's car insurance.Gave Ryan Esson directions to Rotherham.Taught Derek Whyte how to send a fax.Had a finger clicking handshake anytime I encountered Eugene Dadi.Tore my knee ligaments in a charity game whilst playing in a midfield 3 of me, Neil Simpson and Dougie Bell.Got words of wisdom from Ebbe Skovdahl ("it doesn't matter what you wear, it's what's in here (points to head) and in here (points to heart) that counts")Genuine LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Despite all of your stories being quite cool, bro, this is the one I'm most jealous aboutWas Angus the Bull on 3 matchdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Was Angus the Bull on 3 matchdays.At a family wedding we tried to convince our distant relatives that my older brother was Angus the Bull. Nobody believed us. They also didn't believe my other brother was a Scottish dog sledding champion. They believed I was gay though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 David Hasselhoff (wearing a giant fishing hat) stuck his head through the door of a shop I was working in, turned to his girlfriend and said "It's just cheap stuff" then left.My mum played in a band in the 70's who once duetted with Rolf Harris at the Royal Albert Hall. Can't remember if he had his wobbleboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 I once saw Hicham Zerouali walk into Primark, take a quick look around and leave 5 seconds after he got in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 They believed I was gay though.At times, Skrillex does look feminine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 That's good. I don't. I just dance like a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Had a drink with Dan and Derek from Alkaline trio in Cathouse in Glasgow 2010.Met that twat Spencer from Made In Chelsea in M&S on Union Street. Utter twat.Saw Madonna outside Hamleys in London (2009 - before she went crazy).Hung out with A Loss For Words loads every time they come to Aberdeen and catch up with them regularly over fb. (although they aint that big i suppose).Sat next to the guitarist from Twin Atlantic in club 2020 - again, arsehole.Met Mike from LTA at Hevy last year and he gave me a can of cider.Met Jerry Only, Robo & Dez Cadena (both ex black flag) when Misfits played Moshulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Cocker Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Telt Brian Cant a joke in Blackpool Pleasure Beach, got on Playaway. Got a copy of Imajica signed by Buster Bloodvessel when supporting Bad Manners in the Cathouse. Stayed next door to John Malkovich at a hotel in Paris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just remembered i managed to get Willie Miller with a "hello sailor" (that thing where you ask them what's on the back of their shoe and they do a gay little check) in the downstairs kebab shop on Belmont Street because he was hitting on my (now ex) girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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