Moose Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 You should hook up with some cereal companies, like music reviewers with free cds and get free cereal to review.I've been in touch with Nestle. They forwarded our corresponance to Nestle Cereals, who have yet to get in touch (motherfuckers). Nestle are evil anyway. Do they not kill babies, or elephants, or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 They put out an ad campaign saying that their formula was better for babies than breast milk, even though it gave babies aids, cancer and herpes. Or something. They are cunts.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Also - I have no idea why I fucking love this blog so much, but I do. The writing is excellent. Keep it up!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Huge entertainment. Have begun to spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I've been in touch with Nestle. They forwarded our corresponance to Nestle Cereals, who have yet to get in touch (motherfuckers). Nestle are evil anyway. Do they not kill babies, or elephants, or something?Jeni's hunch about babies battling each other on war elephants - organised by Nestle - seems most plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Jeni's hunch about babies battling each other on war elephants - organised by Nestle - seems most plausible.Ah, Jeni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 This blog is a good thing, definitely. Keep doing this!Would like to see what you make of the Special K varieties (because they're shite). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Fuck off. Red Berries is good. I've not tried the others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Fuck off. Red Berries is good. I've not tried the others.When I've been home, there's Special K lying around, and it just never satisfies. Yeah you've got a great variety of flavours in there, but AT WHAT COST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 £3 something. HAHAHAHA. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Not been eating much cereal lately, have you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Actually, no. I've just had a lot of stuff to do. Back to normal in a fortnight, I'd say. Not a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 A man's still gotta have his breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 I was going through a bit of a Bran Flakes phase, and I have nothing interesting to say about them. I've got a big one in the works though, and a couple of wee-er ones. Plus, Shaki might write one too.EDIT: Actually, is Chris Hoy still in adverts for Bran Flakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 He doesn't eat breakfast in the morning, he just shaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 He doesn't eat breakfast in the morning, he just shaves.His muscular thighs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 His coin purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 His coin purse.Nah, he uses a bumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 http://cofack.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/froot-loops-more-like-foot-loops.htmlFroot Loops! Been busy. No time for frivolities. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The best review yet. My particular favourite was this paragraph: "Trivia aside, I don't like this mascot. Toucans have no direct connection to fruit, and as far as I know, birds don't even have a sense of smell. It's all lies."Great work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Agreed on this being the best yet. The entire Asda tangent was spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The best review yet. My particular favourite was this paragraph: "Trivia aside, I don't like this mascot. Toucans have no direct connection to fruit, and as far as I know, birds don't even have a sense of smell. It's all lies."Great work.Aside from the fact that Toucans diets are almost exclusively fruit-based that review on the whole is a corker.I can't understand why anyone would want to go near fruity cereal. GADS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I bought some Country Crisp on the back of the last review. I got the nutty one though. Fuck my balls they were good. Very very filling, kept me full until lunchtime, which most cereals don't do. Massive amount of calories in them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 The Froot Loops they are selling here aren't the same as the US ones, they have taken all the bad shit out. You should get a box from that american sweetie shop and do a comparison... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Aside from the fact that Toucans diets are almost exclusively fruit-basedThe Froot Loops they are selling here aren't the same as the US ones, they have taken all the bad shit out.Noted!Thanks for reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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