pogofish Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 These are my mogs:And this is the young tabby tom that comes to visit regularly and can stay for anything up to two weeks at a time:He dosen't get in the house - Tries to piss on everything! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Just wait till your cat watches you as you are on the job.Nothing more offputting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 When I got the one in the first photo, she went and hid under the bed for most of the first fortnight, only emerging out in the dead of night to grab a bit to eat, use the litter tray (in a flat at the time) before scurrying back under.Needless to say this did not stop us and one night, we changed position - only to find her perched on the end of the bed, watching us intently!Next time she ventured out, she lept from the end of the bed, bounced off my arse (yae, claws!) before running round to do it again - cue her first "flying lesson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Why are you shagging your cat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 The black and white one is adorable!I get a few "visitors" in my flat, we live on the ground floor so we leave a bedroom window open for scampi to jump in and out and quite often she gets followed back in, some are friendly enough, but there is one huge white and brown cat that comes in that just hisses and growls at you as soon as you try to usher it back out the window, its the only cat i think i have ever been scared off, that thing would rip your eyes out in a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I wish I had a dog so I could get my dog to rip all your cats faces off start a dog thread, because dogs are awesome, and cats are for women and old people.My last cat - who was a murderous jet black tom, a full yard from nose to tail and weighed-in at 28 pounds but was not in any way fat used to love terrorising a neighbour's dobermans. After his reaction the first time they louped-over the low fence into "his" garden, they used to scurry for their kennel whenever they saw him. Later he discovered he could climb on to an overhanging tree branch and dominate their garden too! Another neighbour had a Boxer, who often got a scratched nose whenever he was stupid enough to stick his head through the hedge - Often heard a loud yowl, followed by a terrified yelp! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Our cat is 18 next month, so he is quite old and doesnt really do anything other than eat and shit. He doesnt like going outside anymore. On occaison he will come to the sofa for a cuddle.He used to enjoy hunting when he was a boy ... rats were his favourite prey .. one morning I went round the back of the house there were 3 dead rats... two huge ones and a smaller baby rat... I thought there was a lot of racket the night before .. he was looking very pleased with himself ! At first I wasn't keen on the cat but now I'm quite fond of the old fella... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Our cat almost slept all the way through last night, only waking up at about half 6ish. Was beyond happy to get a decent sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 He used to enjoy hunting when he was a boy ... rats were his favourite prey .. one morning I went round the back of the house there were 3 dead rats... two huge ones and a smaller baby rat... Yup - Despite cats generally being poor ratters, my last cat used to do really well - I didn't know I had rats until I opened the door one morning shortly after getting him to find him looking very smugly at me and the entire doorstep covered with corpses. This became a regular occurance throughout his seventeen years with me. His last catch was about ten days before his death - I looked out one morning and espite him getting very frail he was sitting in the garden, surrounded by a circle of feathers that must have been a pigeon, looking absolutely triumphant!Even a generally cat-hating neighbour made an exception for him after watching him carry a particularly large rat out of his garden - He was always made welcome from then-on! All the wee tabby brings home is flowers and the occasional mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 My cat has not come back with rats yet, but we have had a baby duck which was pretty impressive considering she not only caught it but jamp into the bedroom window with it still in her mouth, that's about head hight of me so just over a meter jump. We've had a few other smaller birds but i have no idea what they were, except they were dead on arrival, the baby duck survived until we took it to the vet.......She will also eat any spider, or daddy long legs or basically anything that moves, without thinking about it, have regularly caught her with little legs hanging out her mouth licking her chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Lucky your eyes in the second photo look beyond painful!And that's just what you can see! The sneezing, hives, rash over the hands and a throat so itchy you want to shove a nail file down your throat isn't exactly a day at the funfair either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Could someone look up the bit in scrubs when Dr Cox writes JD a perscription for two testicles and post it in reply to Lucky..?Much appreciated.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Could someone look up the bit in scrubs when Dr Cox writes JD a perscription for two testicles and post it in reply to Lucky..?Much appreciated.xx There you go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm allergic to testicles as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 For the cat lovers, some of the best LOLs I've had in rather a time.http://www.breadedcats.com/xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Great, after reading this thread I really want a fucking cat.Although working in the pet food aisle of the local grocery store will probably bring me to my senses, absolutely stinks.There was a cat in the studio as I was recording my album (Iain's cat Max, best guy) but I think I must have been slightly allergic or something since I always ended up with a cold and sore eyes after touching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150556190074480 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 I'm highly allergic to cats. They make this happen to me:Lies. That's got nothing to do with cats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I think you're doing cuddling wrong.What I do is hand under chest, pick it up and put my other hand just above the tail and scoop it up, so it's sitting. You can see all the belly and stuff if you look down. No penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Oh right, I just meant to suggest that you fuck your cat. Ho hum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 What I do is hand under chest, pick it up and put my other hand just above the tail and scoop it up, so it's sitting. You can see all the belly and stuff if you look down. No penis.The vet we have ours registered with says that that is a common realisation. People think they have a male or female and it turns out they have a female or male.at least with a female one, it will eat less and be littler. Also, do you need to change your cats name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Not really true on the last part, quite often male cats can be smaller than females. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Nahh. It's called Robin. A-sexual. It's been eating more and shiting more skittery lately. It better nae be ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Nahh. It's called Robin. A-sexual.It's been eating more and shiting more skittery lately. It better nae be ill.You been giving it cat milk? That makes its tummy go funny.Have you changed what you were feeding it recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 we gave it kitten milk last night, maybe that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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