Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Lets talk about cats. Our cats. Lets talk about what's great about them and unleash a shitstorm on those who come to state their disliking of one of the best house pets ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Cats are fucking shit. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Amazing picture. I shall post some of my cat if I remember when I get home tonight.Cats are the best. I enjoy when my cat gets scared by something, tries to run but fails to develop traction on the laminate floor and proceeds to do a feeline variant of the Charlston for a short while.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 My dad taught me two things as a child which have shaped my life:1. If it's free, it's for me2. The only good cat is a dead cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 FUCK YOU TEABAGS YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT!XX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Talking of my two favourite things, my cat has the worst shits ever. They reek. What litter does one suggest to cover the smell a little better? I mean, I don't let it go stale, but the room will stink for a while afterwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Get a laser pointer.Our ones go absolutely mental for it. Also fun for standing in a big open space and getting them to build up speed, then getting them on laminate or lino and changing direction of the pointer. So they crash into things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 My cat talks to me all the time, i can usually kinda figure out what she wants by her actions, if she howls at me and runs through to the kitchen she wants fed, if she kinda cries in a pathetic way she usually wants outside. She has her hiding place as well, underneath the clothes horse we have in the hallway, as soon as the buzzer goes she runs for there until she see's who is coming in. She is usually waiting by the window when im coming home as well. In the summer she is usually waiting out the front when i come home. Cats are ace, best animals ever.My cat meows if we go to leave. Oh, and he purrs all the time. He really loves us.Speaking of clothes horses, my cat scales it to get on to the kitchen work tops, so he's not allowed in when clothes are drying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Get a laser pointer.Our ones go absolutely mental for it. Also fun for standing in a big open space and getting them to build up speed, then getting them on laminate or lino and changing direction of the pointer. So they crash into things. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Ultra fine clumping litter does an alright job of holding the pissy, shitty smell in.I recommend one of the litter trays with a lid and a cat-flap door. Godsend. Be sure to keep the door off for the first while until cat gets used to it, and put a step or something for it to get in if the door is too high for a kitten.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Best. Thread. Ever.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Cats are ace, ill link my cats Facebook profile when i get home there are tons of pics on it! Jake, ill check the name of the stuff i use, its the best, comes in a blue paper bag kinda thing. Best option is to buy a box with a door, one they can push open, otherwise your room will always stink. Especially when they grow up and piss everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Cats are dicks. If they were people they would be the kind of people that sit at the back of the bus playing Kanye West songs on their mobile phone.And Milner, I might have to unfriend you for having a profile for your cat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I used to have a cat. He was a proper lad, stayed out all night and loved a fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Cats are the best. I enjoy when my cat gets scared by something, tries to run but fails to develop traction on the laminate floor and proceeds to do a feeline variant of the Charlston for a short while.xxNothing funnier, when i got the cat i lived in a house with carpets, when we moved into the flat that has wooden flooring the first few weeks were amazing, she would literately be trying to run full pelt and not move an inch, or crash into anything going, espeically when she is chasing balls of tinfoil, she goes mental for tin foil and will spend hours chasing balls of it around the flat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 My cat meows if we go to leave.That's either cos he's hungry, or a self centred cunt.Oh, and he purrs all the time.He's a cat. All cats purr. He really loves us.He loves getting fed. If he got re-homed, he probably wouldn't care all that much.Cats suck. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nothing funnier, when we had our baby girl i lived in a house with carpets, when we moved into the flat that has wooden flooring the first few weeks were amazing, she would literately be trying to run full pelt and not move an inch, or crash into anything going, espeically when she is chasing balls of tinfoil, she goes mental for tin foil and will spend hours chasing balls of it around the flat.I changed one part of that. And now you just seem really mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I'm alright with the cat thread, and the litter chat (to an extent!), hours of fun is possible with a laser pen too. This is our cat, Larsson, we rescued him from the cat and dog home at the beginning of last year. He's ace and I love him to bits, he's a Bengal though, so has the worst, most obnoxiously loud meow I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yeah we're getting one with a lid soon. But, you know, we were skint and wanted a cat as soon as, so we went with the cheap, lidless option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 And Milner, I might have to unfriend you for having a profile for your cat!You'll def want to unfriend me when you see she is listed as my daughter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I wish I had a dog so I could get my dog to rip all your cats faces off start a dog thread, because dogs are awesome, and cats are for women and old people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Jakebassist in serious thread shocker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHA phil your new AV is brilliant!!!! Almost got me into trouble at work because i lold! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I thought you might approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 woof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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