Paranoid Android Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 About ten minutes ago my buzzer went but I ignored it because I was lazy and knew it wouldn't be anyone for me. Then a few minutes later I thought I heard a noise in my flat so I turned my music off. Then suddenly some dude opened my bedroom door, looked really shocked to see me and ran out of my flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 fuck man!!!You phoned the police?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 No I told Aberdeen Music about it first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 No I told Aberdeen Music about it first.Sensible idea really, we'll track him down quicker than the old bill prob could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 I was robbed at knife point in one of my old flats on king street, although it was kinda our own fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 I should phone the police I guess, but I really can't be arsed dealing with them. Would much rather my flatmates did it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 I got offered £5500 worth of stolen clothes for about £200 quid last night.Go to 22B Claremont Street (might be place) and buzz the buzzer 3 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 I got offered £5500 worth of stolen clothes for about £200 quid last night.Go to 22B Claremont Street (might be place) and buzz the buzzer 3 times.No way, seriously?! That's (almost) directly above my girlfriend's flat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 You did the right thing.A cool story for bros:When I was living down south the house I was staying in was broken into while I was out playing a gig. 2 of my flatmates were home at the time and didn't realise that someone had KICKED THE BACK FUCKING DOOR IN and had been in my bedroom (which shared a wall with one of the people who was home at the time) until one of them went into the kitchen later on in the evening. Great bunch of lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 What the hell happened there?We never used to check who was there when the buzzer went, we got very unlucky one day and some ned tried to rob us. The idiot ran off with very little despite our flat being full of easily sellable things and quite a lot of money lying about, i bet he felt well chuffed after leaving with his score of resin and a tenner, prob gutted if he found out we have a few grand in the kitchen lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 No way, seriously?! That's (almost) directly above my girlfriend's flat!Aye, some junkie looking guy was asking folk for change at the bus stop. I saw him getting closer and closer, was hoping to shrug him off with "nahh haven't got any mate", so he went for the long haul, told me when i do have cash to come and get the stuff.I'd phone crimestoppers but it's an 0845 number.Oh, if anyone's interested: he can get from any shop except Kafka, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 I don't answer the buzzer or the door unless I'm expecting someone. I don't like to be unexpectedly bothered. Perhaps I should, now I know that a buzzer is now a "it's okay to burgle this place" test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 You two should go on a double date just to make sure your not seeing the same girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Thats bad news. I've just started being able to atrribute late night noises in the flat to 'nothing' or 'definitely not demons'. This is a real reality that diminishes all my single occupant confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 You two should go on a double date just to make sure your not seeing the same girl.I think that was the joke he was making. Apologies if it wasn't but if it was I genuinely lolled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 No that I think of it, there have been a couple of times lately where I've answered the buzzer and no one's been there.I mainly want to know how he got in the front door of the flat. It wasn't fully locked but he should have needed a key to get in. And there's no sign of it being forced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Great bunch of lads.All the best.A friend of mine(guy I went to school with whom I fucking loathe) once stole some Jehova's witnesses' pet duck. And I once stole a Milky Way from Asda.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 No that I think of it, there have been a couple of times lately where I've answered the buzzer and no one's been there.I mainly want to know how he got in the front door of the flat. It wasn't fully locked but he should have needed a key to get in. And there's no sign of it being forced.I locked myself out of a flat and a joiner who is friends with my old man broke in and left zero signs of damage inside 30 seconds. That was just a Yale lock though. Piece of shit.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 He stole a duck? A DUCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Yeah if its a yale lock its pretty easy to break in without causing any damage or noise, especially if your mates a locksmith. I've been locked out my flat and had to call a guy to open the door, it was scary to see him get in my flat in about 10 seconds without damaging anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 "Who are you, and how did you get in here?""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 You should have pulled out your nine and iced the fool 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 He stole a duck? A DUCK?duck, duck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 If it's a yale type lock with a buzzer release then all you really need to do is push the door so it's hard against the lock then give it a swift kick to open it. The magnetic lock still works afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 duck, duckGoose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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