Soda Jerk Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 It looks like this apparently:I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I LIKE IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Whether you like it you can still walk around showing off that you like better music than people who don't like A Tribe Called Quest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 If I wear it, I will feel like I look like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 If that is the case then that sentence should start "when" and not "if". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 I drank a litre of Jim Beam's Black Cherry Red Stag last night. 40%. Seriously ungood. I genuinely wish I was dead. I also ate a ton of TexMex. My burps taste and smell like puke, cherry cola and guacamole. Horrid.I don't remember very much past 11pm.I need to not get wasted whilst watching Netflix. The rest of the internet is too close to my fingertips. It seems that from around 11pm onwards, I got myself banned from one of the Man United forums I post on for getting a bit aggressive and threatening as I got far too engaged in the despicable "Who should replace Patrice Evra next season?" thread. I don't think I've been more angry about anything in my life. Leighton Baines? Are you kidding me? I threatened to kick the utter fuck out of the mother of the lad who suggested Leighton fucking Baines. That might have been the catalyst of my banning.Then I went on Amazon US and bought a Tribe Called Quest t shirt where the shipping costs more than the shirt. Best £30 I ever spent.Everything hurts.Your posts on here last night were impressively typo free considering how drunk you said you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Chrome spellcheck is the drunken internet users best friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I had a few beers last night and now I am incapable of anything. If I even walk past a pub I'll feel awful the next morning. I'm doing it all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Tomorrow.Here we come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 My brain is trying to escape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 Ages ago, when Jake still drank alcohol! He left me on a night out trying to write down someone's phone number, completely failing i couldn't even get past the first few digits. Nonetheless, when he got home he had seen i'd been on here and had given immaculate directions to Mary culter, referencing buses from the city centre and times. It seems my drunk typing is streets ahead of my drunk writing.HIGH FIVE SODA JERK! For being awesome when we're shitfaced.Correct. I think I'm probably more good at writing words and stuff when I've been on the alcobeer than when I am undrunk.As you can tell from that sentence, I am very sober.I still haven't received my Tribe Called Quest t shirt. I hope I didn't put anything offensive in the additional comments section that would make them take my money and not give me my t shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 Home made Jagerbombs, man. It sounds like a great idea when you're in the supermarket with a shopping basket full of beer, an 8 pack of Redbull and a bottle of Jagermeister. You just don't get the moderation you do at a bar, or the "I probably shouldn't buy more than 2 or 3 tonight" thought. I also have an extra large shot glass I got from Hard Rock Cafe.I ran out of Red Bull pretty early on so I got a litre bottle of 95p ENERGY DRINK from the corner shop.I'm glad I have the next 5 days off work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 Jagerbombs do bad things to me. I would not like to be you right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 Jeagerbombs are about 99% of the reason why i spent my entire day in my pants and sweating profusely from places i didnt know could sweat.Went to Korova on friday and when we got in at about midnight i had only a couple of beers in me.....so obviously the natural progression was to drink 7 jaegerbombs in half an hour. Cos apparently stupid decisions are my specialty. Didn't shit the bed though....its not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 The Moorings did some very very bad things to me last night. Good Lord. My memory is like one of those speeded up fast-cut clip sequences in Guy Ritchie films. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Someone please make this go away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Little tender today, nothing a fuckload of water, coffee and a couple of super-salty boiled eggs and toast couldn't sort out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Someone was reeking of Jager on the bus to work this morning. I was feeling sick with it, I feel bad for the person who is feeling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Reeking of Jager? So they smelled wonderful then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Red wine is definitely not fine in the morning (2 bottles like) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I want to know where my flip flops went. I don't know why but I remember arriving home this morning barefoot. Then I had an uncomfortable conversation with my new flat mate who was up eating breakfast. I had a big list of things to do this morning, none of them are happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I want to know where my flip flops went. .Something like this happen? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 i love this video. i had an episode similar but involving jeans after 8 cans of blackthorn when i was 18.....my g/f at the time wondered where i had gone after 20 minutes and found me in my room, jeans round my ankles with a look of despair on my face. Could i fuck figure out, 'lift foot, extract foot through jeans'. At the moment in time i was solving quantum physics fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I had a similar incident on mushrooms where my friend on the phone had to explain that my bed covers were more than likely not really a scared Palestinian girl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Going to be some amount of posts from me here tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Going to be some amount of posts from me here tomorrow!If your eyes can focus long enough on a computer screen to post on here then you aren't hungover enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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