Scorge Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 This weekend is Mo-Fest, the Montrose music festival and while I'm living large and in charge down in Edinburgh, my friends and family back home are there. Got a text last night from my sis saying that my dad had just had to put my brother to bed cos he was such a shape. He's 30 and it was twenty past six.Several of the AB3 crew were utterly newscasted when I ran into them!My first hangover in months. Thank god for Nurofen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Forgive me for stating the obvious, but water? I love getting weird looks from bar staff when I ask for two pints of water along with the usual. Next comment on this thread will read, "Stop being a pussy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 If you've got the time to process thoughts like that, then you're not partying hard enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 I've fought my hangover off and I'm away to dance on the beach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 I had my second ever 24 hour hangover yesterday, while being stuck in my roasting hot work all day. I'm only 21, this type of nonsense should be a few years in my future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 This is my first ever 12 hour hangover. I feel worse now than I did this morning. Foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 couple of pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 If it was a usual intake, I'd probably agree. I necked a litre of rum in 4 hours. I'm surprised I'm not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Several of the AB3 crew were utterly newscasted when I ran into them!Glad to hear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 On Thursday, I got the sleeper down to London after drinking lots of pints of cider. I drank more cider on the train before commencing on a bottle of red wine. I was awoken at 6.45 am where I walked about in the sun then went to see Slayer and Sleep ETC where I drank lots of cider, then went back to Scumfest in Brixton, drank half a bottle of red wine and fell asleep on some sofa cushions in someones hallway, woke up after 4 hours and wondered about in the sun before drinking heaps of cider and playing Scumfest day 2 then buying another bottle of wine and falling asleep on the same cushions in someones kitchen then waking up after 4 hours. Needless to say, walking about London getting buses to Luton airport in the backing fucking sun was not much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 I had a bit one on Friday night and became deleriously tired/hungover at my pals house on Saturday night after watching Eurovision (as is our tradition every year). I ended up crashing in his spare room at about half 11. Anyway, he came through to annoy me at about 2am as he was hammered and I must have been having some kind of night terrors; he woke me by speaking to me, about an inch from my face, in the pitch dark and I responded by screaming and beating the shit out of him. While still sleeping I right hooked him and then kicked him in the ribs, sending him flying over a desk and into a wall, knocking a lot of things over. When I woke up I was laying into him. It was the strangest fucking experience of my life, but I'm also very proud of myself for being totally mental. He wasn't even mad, just impressed. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 YAS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 You know when you're so hungover that even just moving your head to the side brings on a wave of throbbing pain? Well, that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 What you really nede then is a double deluxe - boke and shit yourself at the same time. That'd top it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 What you really nede then is a double deluxe - boke and shit yourself at the same time. That'd top it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 So important it needed to be posted twice i see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 That's why it's a double deluxe.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 There's something about my work PC that it sometimes says stff hasn't been posted so I just keep clicking til I know it's there. Cos what I have to say is important and people deserve to hear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Today was one of those occasions where I had to work with a gargantuan hangover, mainly due to drinking last night. The curry I had before I went to bed didn't help. Obviously I missed breakfast due to not getting up early enough. Luckily I had just enough time to get a coffee before getting to work.Now, fuck knows what kind of curry I ate last night but when I guffed (lol) this morning, even I was aghast at the sheer thickness of the smell! It was like out-of-date onion chutney collided with a Tory burger van. Seriously, The Little Chef would be proud! Anyway, my colleagues were mortified. One of them even deleted me from Facebook./lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 I have an absolute fucker of a hangover today. No special occasion, just a good 6 hour session in the queen Vic followed by all sorts of shenanigans that made sure I wasn't home before 5am. On the up side I managed to order a pizza to the Vic which was delightful. Papa Johns double pepperoni is the shiznit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 First proper night out in six months yesterday = slow death today.Jagerbombs are bad, kids.*spew* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 I was in an awful way yesterday morning. A real guilt infested, depressed hangover. I was being a real dick, completely grumpy and feeling sorry for myself. Thankfully I snapped myself out of it in time to drink more last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Just remembered I was in Drummonds last night. I needed to use their facilities after a seagull shat on me on Belmont street. Drummonds is a bizarre place on a Saturday night, full of all sorts of loonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 I drank a litre of Jim Beam's Black Cherry Red Stag last night. 40%. Seriously ungood. I genuinely wish I was dead. I also ate a ton of TexMex. My burps taste and smell like puke, cherry cola and guacamole. Horrid.I don't remember very much past 11pm.I need to not get wasted whilst watching Netflix. The rest of the internet is too close to my fingertips. It seems that from around 11pm onwards, I got myself banned from one of the Man United forums I post on for getting a bit aggressive and threatening as I got far too engaged in the despicable "Who should replace Patrice Evra next season?" thread. I don't think I've been more angry about anything in my life. Leighton Baines? Are you kidding me? I threatened to kick the utter fuck out of the mother of the lad who suggested Leighton fucking Baines. That might have been the catalyst of my banning.Then I went on Amazon US and bought a Tribe Called Quest t shirt where the shipping costs more than the shirt. Best £30 I ever spent.Everything hurts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 What's the t-shirt like?I'd quite like to get this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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