Soda Jerk Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 The couple having full-on, noisy as fuck, hands all over each other face sex in the cereal aisle of Morrisons. The inconsiderate fucks chose to have their stupid, offensively loud, drooling, neurotic, handsy, despearate display of "romance" in front of my beloved Maple and Pecan Crisp cereal which I wanted to obtain. Unfortunately, their unrelenting wet, sloppy tongue fuck made me uncomfortable and led me to begrudgingly purchase frankly extortionate, and disappointing in comparison, Jordan's Country Crisp instead, rather than politely ask them to kindly remove their tongues from the other's oesophagus and let me get my fucking cereal. How fucking dare they. Fuck them.I was stood right behind a couple in HMV doing this. It was grotesque. Perhaps it was the same couple.It was right infront of the aisle which stores the wrestling DVDs.It made me consider a People's Elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 He's not a scenester, he's a geek.That's it. That's the answer if you divide by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Protestors.Get a fucking job. Thats why our country is in the state we are in, people like them getting paid benefits to complain. If they had a job paying taxes we wouldn't be in a mess.How do you know they don't have jobs?It isn't the jobless not paying taxes which are the problem. It's the corporations and high earners not paying taxes that's the problem. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Protestors.Get a fucking job. Thats why our country is in the state we are in, people like them getting paid benefits to complain. If they had a job paying taxes we wouldn't be in a mess.Alright, settle down, Clarkson. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 This reminds me of earlier in the year when the riots were ongoing and I realised that my girlfriend is essentially just Richard Littlejohn with a massive rack. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 This reminds me of earlier in the year when the riots were ongoing and I realised that my girlfriend is essentially just Richard Littlejohn with a massive rack.This is just crying out for Photoshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 The same people that won Times Person of the Year.Protestors.Get a fucking job. Thats why our country is in the state we are in, people like them getting paid benefits to complain. If they had a job paying taxes we wouldn't be in a mess.Urgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Bashar al-Assad, president of Syria, for torturing to death thousands of people, many of whom were children, I sincerely hope that fuck gets lampposted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I thought he meant he wants him to go on a stag do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Whoah, back up. You've changed your tune on capital punishment, haven't you?No, extrajudicial revenge killing for that chunt, if he lucks out or flees to judicial jurisdiction then he'll get a fair trial, but if some Syrian relatives/victims get hold of him, then he will reap very real and concrete CONSEQUENCES for his ACTIONS. Life is complicated, everything can't be consistent, it could even be said that consistency is the sign of a rigid and predictable mind*. I firmly believe that Government's should never sink to legal murder, and revenge can't be legalised either. But if anyone needs removed from the face of the earth post-haste, whether in hot-blooded revenge, or to rot in the Hague, it is that scumbag. If I was a Syrian, and I caught him, I can't say I definitely wouldn't start beating him to fuck, with bits of metal and stuff, dunno, it is a bit of an imaginative stretch, some reactions can never be known in advance.Hope I've clarified things.*Tidy desk=tidy mindTidy mind = Empty mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Michael Cera for being a fucking cunt.Mark Millar for killing Spider-Man.Everyone else. Cunts.xxI'm pretty sure it was Brian Michael Bendis that killed Spiderman. But it was Ultimate Spiderman so it didn't really count... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Woods.Seconded. I'm a right bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'm pretty sure it was Brian Michael Bendis that killed Spiderman. But it was Ultimate Spiderman so it didn't really count...My bad - always forget that Millar isn't the only guy writing Ultimate Comics!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 My bad - always forget that Millar isn't the only guy writing Ultimate Comics!xxHe wrote civil war, in which spider man is a whiny little bitch who deserves to be killed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Right, enough of that. Jake and Stroopy take your bromance and Spidey argument to PMs please. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 TWPOTY - @GodWordIsLaw or WBC or any of these hardcore Christian types. Especially the ones in government. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 TWPOTY - @GodWordIsLaw or WBC or any of these hardcore Christian types. Especially the ones in government.https://twitter.com/#!/GodsWordIsLaw/status/147629630608781312 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I was just about to come on and post that!Today may be a day for angry tweets.And you take back the worthwhile content from the deleted posts - my old boss is TWPOTY. Other than these fundamentalist religious assholes.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Ryan Dunn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Konnie Huq. She's only gone and gotten pregnant with Brooker's child. (She is my pantomime villain, because she seems like she's probably a really lovely person but she has had the cheek to make Charlie Brooker happy, thus destroying his unique selling point. DAMN YOU, HUQ!)But really it's Dave and Gideon, how could it not be? Oh, and Murdoch junior/senior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Some cunt that i was unfortunate enough to be standing behind in the taxi queue the other night for 2 FUCKING HOURS.I was already a bit pissed off with waiting half an hour for shit chips but then this massive, toff faced dork bollock was infront of me for the duration of the taxi queue. Looked like there had been a fire on his face and someone had put it out with a shovel. Didn't do anything at all apart from look ugly and annoy me but he is definitely on the cunt list.Oh, and Judge Judy. Insufferable cunt-tasrophe. Hope she gets hepatitis all over her pointy shit knuckle face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 The same people that won Times Person of the Year.Protestors.Get a fucking job. Thats why our country is in the state we are in, people like them getting paid benefits to complain. If they had a job paying taxes we wouldn't be in a mess.Imagine moaning about the state of the country you live in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 But I like being a hypocrite.I'm anti Wood, but pro Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I also love to trump.I'm not even sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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