Old Gold Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was on a plane back from London yesterday. Landed about 4pm. That was scary as fuck.Stop being such a woofter Teabags. Grow some fucking chest hair, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was on a plane back from London yesterday. Landed about 4pm. That was scary as fuck.I saw a plane coming in at about 20 past and the wings were fair going!Scary as it was, it landed - which shows the weather couldn't have been that bad.Yeah - the wind was bad and people lost fences and shit like that, but the amount of folk on facebook last night being fucking drama queens was ridiculous. Back before we had shit like facebook, someone's fence would have got blown down, they would have probably swore a fair bit and been pissed off, but they would have got on with their lives without the need to fish for sympathy from the entire world. One of my wife's facebook friends was on talking about the disaster of her roof coming down on her steading and describing the scene like it was something out of a movie because they had to get their horses out with bits of roof falling about their heads and get them into their new shed, which GOD FORBID wasn't designed for horses. Now, I can appreciate that is pretty serious because horses could have been hurt and losing a roof is a fucking nightmare, but if you've got time to keep the world updated on fucking facebook, it can't be that bad. And then you get about 20 comments below saying "hope you're okay hun x" Fuck off - of course she's okay or she wouldn't be posting on facebook. And it can't be that bad if her fucking internet connection is still on!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Oh, completely agree, it's not that windy, but still windy enough to blow down billboards and christmas lights. So that's worth a mention, right?Yes - it was really windy, and worth a mention - but trending on twitter, and all that shit I just ranted about.It was like this with the snow the past couple of years. Instead of just getting on with it, everyone spends their time moaning about it on facebook/twitter etc. and saying how fucking traumatic it all is. We live in Scotland - the weather is almost always shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Bloody hysterical woman, I barely noticed any wind yesterday. I just got on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I barely noticed yesterday. I didn't even bother putting on clothes, just cut about all day at work with my junk hanging out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Did people really get on with it any more 10 years ago than they do now? I think it's just that moaning and complaining is more public and shared now, which I agree is annoying itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you were to walk down the street in a village where everyone knows eachother it'd basically be like looking at twitter.Everybody and their mums would be going "bloody freezing" or "jesus christ this wind" to everyone they know as the made their way home with the messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Maybe I'm just a cunt.In fact, no maybes about it. I am just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Maybe I'm just a cunt.In fact, no maybes about it. I am just a cunt.Wait, we need Soda Jerk's confirmation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I wasn't caring a fuck once the plane was on the ground. It was just wind. But trust me, it was fucking scary being on it. Gave the pilot two thumbs up for getting it down though. In hindsight, it was pretty fucking cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I wasn't caring a fuck once the plane was on the ground. It was just wind. But trust me, it was fucking scary being on it. Gave the pilot two thumbs up the pooper for getting it down though. In hindsight, it was pretty fucking cool, though my thumbs did smell a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 My girlfriend is always worried about her mother's safety and I was joking in the office that she' be all like "oh, I hope my Ma's ok! We should go and pick her up and take her to ours. Oh the wind!". Everyone found my mockery funny. Three minutes later I got a phone call "Mum's just been hit by a flying sandwich board and can't go into her work". I felt bad but I also laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 My girlfriend is always worried about her mother's safety and I was joking in the office that she' be all like "oh, I hope my Ma's ok! We should go and pick her up and take her to ours. Oh the wind!". Everyone found my mockery funny. Three minutes later I got a phone call "Mum's just been hit by a flying sandwich board and can't go into her work". I felt bad but I also laughed.That is a pretty funny scenario, hope she sok obvioulsy but i'd like to see that on You've Been Framed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Wait, we need Soda Jerk's confirmation.Decision denied. Gladstone's alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Decision denied. Gladstone's alright.You're a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 My girlfriend is always worried about her mother's safety and I was joking in the office that she' be all like "oh, I hope my Ma's ok! We should go and pick her up and take her to ours. Oh the wind!". Everyone found my mockery funny. Three minutes later I got a phone call "Mum's just been hit by a flying sandwich board and can't go into her work". I felt bad but I also laughed.That's almost as good as Christmas getting physically dismantled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Why does the wind get blamed for a flying sandwich board turned evil? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Why does the wind get blamed for a flying sandwich board turned evil?Because sandwich boards are usually quite docile and friendly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Sandwich boards are bastards. Trying to be witty, when they're nae. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 At 5am i had to creep ootside and retrieve my daughters trampoline that had flew over to the next door neibhours garden ripping a washing line pole from the ground (complete with concrete base) and wedging it into her fence.......My missus phoned me at work this mornign to say the next door neibhour had been complaining about 3 headless pigeons but still no word on trampoline damage...........the wind musta been whoooorin strong like...I mean to rip the heads of of pigeons must take some effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I doubt the wind ripped the heads off of 3 pigeons. JUST GET ON WITH IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I tried to have a smoke outside the Prince of Wales last night and look what happened...Fuck wind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I tried to have a smoke outside the Prince of Wales last night and look what happened...Fuck wind.I hope that you went back in side and JUST GOT ON WITH IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I hope that you went back in side and JUST GOT ON WITH IT.Right after I uppercutted a wheelie bin into oblivion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 EDIT: And Phil - bamboo decorations? Get to fuck out of my life. Forever.Seriously. I have tried. On numerous occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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