Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Big Bastard is bored. Perhaps he needs a year out like his less attractive and less prestigious counterpart Pep Guardiola? Big Bastard won promotion to the Blue Square proper with FC United, yet he finds yelling at these Sunday Leaguers is unrewarding. They all "look stressed" or get "angered". He keeps getting told that "morale" is an issue. Apparently, when instructed to "try and encourage the players", it's not very encouraging to kick a hole through a brick wall as a demonstration of "What Big Bastard will do to your wives if you don't shape the fuck up". If Big Bastard is to play to his strengths, perhaps it's time to head back to the mainland, where everyone isn't such a little fanny. Big Bastard hates England. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 finally got a serious world class potential come through me own ranks, 16 years old worth 3.3 million aleady, Man City just offered 4.5 for him, got him snapped up on a long term contract when he turns 17 in October. Dicked most of my 48 million transfer budget on 2 20 years olds. the future is looking good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 finally got a serious world class potential come through me own ranks, 16 years old worth 3.3 million aleady, Man City just offered 4.5 for him, got him snapped up on a long term contract when he turns 17 in October. Dicked most of my 48 million transfer budget on 2 20 years olds. the future is looking good!You do love your young boys Del. Wengeritis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 ssssh don't let social services crack on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm currently smashing the fuck out of league with Sheffield United. My strike force is headlined by the now 40 year old Kevin Phillips. Still smashing them in. He's like a Dad having a kick about with his son's mates. Madness. He's played 11 league games and he's racked up 13 goals and 5 assists. in the 4 cup games he's played he's racked up 9 goals! Nae bad for a free transfer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm currently smashing the fuck out of league with Sheffield United. My strike force is headlined by the now 40 year old Kevin Phillips. Still smashing them in. He's like a Dad having a kick about with his son's mates. Madness. He's played 11 league games and he's racked up 13 goals and 5 assists. in the 4 cup games he's played he's racked up 9 goals! Nae bad for a free transfer!Fuck you, cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I just won the league cup with Aberdeen in 2015. Currently in the semi-finals of the Scottish cup against Dundee and knocked Celtic out in both. Currently on for EURO qualification of some sort too. STAND FREE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 My 1860 Munich dream is going sour. First season in the Bundesliga started out great, I was sitting in 6th-8th for most of the season then the wheels fell off, I went on a dreadful run and finished I think 13th (of 18). Second season I strengthened all over the pitch and I've started the season the same way I finished the last one, getting fucking pumped by everybody and I'm sitting 15th. I don't know where I've gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 You're not eating enough German sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Fuck you, cunt.The guy two to the left of Soda J (I'm assuming that's you with no top on, yeah?) is that dude off the TV. Fuck knows what his name is, let me find him...This dude: Dominic Littlewood. Who is allegedly gay, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 And that's Gladstone's head popping up right behind Dom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Fucking hell - I am going thin on top, but I'm nae that fucking bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Where can I download this game cheaply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Fuck you, cunt.The woman on the bottom right looks shocked at the sight of such an athletic body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Where can I download this game cheaply?Steam, but you'd be cheaper just buying it in the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Where can I download this game cheaply?Steam will prob have a decent deal going on it now, its been out more than 6 months so they should have dropped the price, short of that you would prob have to look at "other" ways of playing the game. I would advise against finding dodgy sites with cheap versions, there have been a lot of reports of folk buying the game from these sites and the codes you need for steam have already been used. Also dont buy it second hand, almost 100% of the time you will be buying an expensive paper weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Dominic Littlewood. Who is allegedly gay, it seems. Littlewood is also an avid fan of Lemar and has often been seen in the stands. It has also been reported, Dominic sang a rendition of the Lemar hit "if there's any justice" at Christian Digby's funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm now in my 4th season with the mighty Wigan. Made some major changes in the 4 years, got big Andy Carrol leading a 4-3-2-1 formation with Fomica, McArther and Diame my middle three, Cairney and a couple of young guys backing them up. James Forrest, Lewis Milne, Rafinia and Johnny Russel as my wide men, Kyle Naughton and Paul Robison my full backs and Caldwell and Danny Wilson as the centre backs. Highest finish of 9th so far! Viva le revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm not in my 4th season with the mighty Wigan.Thanks for letting us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 haha oops! edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm now in my 4th season with the mighty Wigan. Made some major changes in the 4 years, got big Andy Carrol leading a 4-3-2-1 formation with Fomica, McArther and Diame my middle three, Cairney and a couple of young guys backing them up. James Forrest, Lewis Milne, Rafinia and Johnny Russel as my wide men, Kyle Naughton and Paul Robison my full backs and Caldwell and Danny Wilson as the centre backs. Highest finish of 9th so far! Viva le revolution.Formica is the shit in this game. Had to train him to stop shooting ALL THE TIME but after he acquiesced to me he was proper, proper good. Him, Vukcevic and Junior Hoilett were my narrow attacking 3, behind Ivica Olic in my Blackburn days. Silly good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Formica is the shit in this game. Had to train him to stop shooting ALL THE TIME but after he acquiesced to me he was proper, proper good. Him, Vukcevic and Junior Hoilett were my narrow attacking 3, behind Ivica Olic in my Blackburn days. Silly good.Yeah i was delighted to get him, he carries my team right now, got him for something like £3.5m as well a bargin! Your right tho he does waste a lot chances taking pot shots from 30 yards for no reason. I think he could become world class in the game if you took him to a big club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I got offers of £12m from the likes of Chelsea and Real Madrid in my second season. He had surpassed his potential though and was really good. Became a great dead ball specialist as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 can't wait for this season to end as have qualified for the world cup with 2 games to spare, doubt i can make too many waves with Turkey though! My new young signings for Cambridge are the dogs bollocks 38 million well spent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Where can I download this game cheaply?If you can wait for it to be delivered, play have it for 11 quid - http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/22857711/Football-Manager-2012/Product.html?searchstring=&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=2&searchfilters=ae212%7b649213%7d%2b&urlrefer=search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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