Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I'm bored. Need a challenge/game suggestion. Tell me what to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I'm bored. Need a challenge/game suggestion. Tell me what to do!Athletic Bilbao. Sign nobody. Trust in the kids. And Llorente's head.Dortmund. Gazump Bayern by any means necessary. Bayern seem to win it all every year by miles and miles in my games. STOP THEM!Everton. Finish above Liverpool on shoestring budget. Don't go bust or get relegated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Carried on as Wehen Wiesbaden. Finished the season in 5th, just scraping into the Europa League. Before I resigned originally, you may remember I got taken over by rich lunatics throwing money at me, so I signed awesome hard bastards like Marchisio and Muntari. I've got a "warchest" of £60million for this summer. Signed some Brazillian wonderkid full back called Tiaguinho for £22million. Ridiculous stats. Also signed Ryan Shawcross, who has somehow become the best centre back on earth, and Toby Alderweireld from mega rich Malaga. That, on top of Naldo, Flores and Kalas, my defence should be pretty solid now. Scored a fuckload of goals last season but conceded only 10 fewer than I scored. Ungood.Promoted Clarence Seedorf to my assistant manager. Big Bastard and Big Clarence on the sidelines? Has there ever been a more frightening dugout?Brought in Ryan Giggs, Didier Drogba, Nwankwo Kanu and and Carles Puyol as coaches too. Next season subjective is to kick the fuck out of every cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Foosty Gambino has a new project...WELCOME TO HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Uncool. Foosty isn't even a former Liverpool player. The fans don't want you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 These fucking cunts won't know what's hit them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 These fucking cunts won't know what's hit them.I hope you mentioned "The Best Fans In The World" at least 5 times in your first press conference or they'll have you fucking lynched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Oh aye. Also, "the magic of the Kop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 YNWA.I hope he had Gerry and the pacemakers blasting out the car stereo as he pulled up to the carpark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 don't forget to grow a perm and moustache, that is why Roy Hodgson was never accepted by the scouse faithful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Juventus are fucking me off already. I can dominate Valencia 4-0 in the Champions League, beat Milan 2-0 at the San Siro then get utterly taken apart and beat 3-1 at home by Bologna. My backroom staff are supposed to be all world class, yet none of them can give me any useful pre-match advice re: formations, tactics etc so I'm just taking a stab in the dark a lot of the time. They're all getting punted soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 My Man U team are just ridiculous. I've won the last three games 8-0 (Apoel in Champions League), 0-5 (Norwich in league) and 6-1 (lolerpool in the F.A cup). I'm sitting top of the league bu 10 points, with two games more to play than Arsenal in 2nd place. I've already beaten City home and away, 3-0 both times. My team is De Gea; Rafael, Jones, Vertonghen, Criscito; Valencia, Fletcher, Montillo, Nani; Jovetic, Rooney. My bench: ter Stegen, Kyle Walker, Smalling, Hoilett, Gourcouf, Niang and Hernandez. Story is cool bro. I've still got guys like Evra, Berbatov and Vidic kicking about, who are all about 50, but still amazing. Berbatov comes on once in a while and usually scores a hat-trick. It's just not fun any more. I've expressed interest in The Dons job, but their not willing to punt Malky Mackay for me, even though they're squandering around 11th. I'm being such a cunt to all my players, staff and the media now. It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNtMZuc7_BY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Signed a fat and old Frank Lampard for Man United on a free after he was released by Chelsea. He's nearly 38 and very fat, but he's absolutely ripped up pre season. He's only on £8k a week. Good business.I won everything again last season. Without really trying. I just used one tactic for every match (rotating players) and won just about every match I was involved in. Time to focus on youth, and Frank Lampard. I let Vidic go to Juventus on a free, Berbatov retired from the game completely - he hates football - and sold Ashley Young to Spurs for £1m. He's shite. Brought in Frank Lampard. 38. Fat. £8k a week. Fletcher, Montillo, Gourcuff, Pogba, Bertolacci, Inler, Jones and Labyad better watch out. I have a plethora of central midfielders. I have a plethora of players, in all honesty. I still have Macheda, for fuck's sake. My team will look something like this:I might just sabotage everything by playing Frank Lampard in every match and get sacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I just noticed my FM12 iPhone game has spawned a cameroonian player called 'Yaya Banana'. Slightly controversial no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 It's the actual name of an actual professional footballer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Yaya/controversy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Shame he doesn't have his full name on his shirt like the Toure Bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 DShame he doesn't have his full name on his shirt like the Toure Bros.It'll be interesting to see how FIFA react if fans chuck bananas at him.Tribute or racism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Racism. Football fans aren't that clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Juventus are fucking me off already. I can dominate Valencia 4-0 in the Champions League, beat Milan 2-0 at the San Siro then get utterly taken apart and beat 3-1 at home by Bologna. My backroom staff are supposed to be all world class, yet none of them can give me any useful pre-match advice re: formations, tactics etc so I'm just taking a stab in the dark a lot of the time. They're all getting punted soon.Replying to quite an old post here, but yeah, it takes a while for even the best staff to gain knowledge of your league. This proved fucking annoying in my game too.A high level for adaptability or a high knowledge of Italy will do the business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Started one last blow-out on FM12 before 13 comes out.Real Madrid. Should be the easiest jaunt imaginable. I get a transfer budget of £90million. I spent all that. They gave me more. Good lads. Probably robbed it from the King of Spain. Thought it would be fun to manage Ronaldo. I also made a £168million bid for Messi on my first day as boss. Barca accepted. Messi didn't wan't to talk. Little cunt. I hope Pepe breaks his fucking neck.Brought in Neymar, Edison Cavani, Javier Hernandez, Carlos Tevez and a couple of Spanish defenders who I've never heard of but look pretty good. I've got so many strikers. GOALS!Man City rejected my £98million bid for Yaya Toure. Tossers. Bayern won't sell me Thomas Muller for £78million. I just couldn't buy a galactico midfielder whilst the window was open, so I'm stuck with Xabi, Ozil, Khedira, Diarra and Kaka. Nobodies. I did a transfer update, but it only seems to have done the Premier League, so I don't have Modric. Maybe I'll buy him for £100million.10 games in. Won them all. Conceded 3. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Managing huge sides is so much fun. It's like winning the lottery! Over and over again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'm in to February. Haven't lost a game. Drew with Barca at home and Bilbao away. Won the rest. Top of the league by 9 points. Topped my CL group with a 100% record. I'm essentially playing 4-2-4. It looks like 4-2-3-1, but everyone in that front 4 is essentially a striker.Casillas Ramos, Pepe, Varane, Marcelo Alonso, Kaka Cavani, Neymar, RonaldoTevezMy god, what a team of utter dislikeable tossers. Xabi Alonso used to be a nice guy, but I've made him a bit menacing. I just max out his defensive duties, so he goes in to challenges hard and kicks folk in half. Hes been sent off 3 times and also injured Javi Martinez and Mascherano. BOOT!I've got Khedira, Sahin and Diarra rotating in that middle 2. I usually play Sahin when I'm against a team in the top 4 or 5, as he's a bit more defensively astute than Kaka, who has scored 8 from deep lying midfield already. I've also got Ozil who I often play in the middle of that front 4, pushing Neymar onto the left and moving Ronaldo up top. I've got Hernandez rotating with Tevez too. Ridiculous pace.I'm not even trying. Same tactic. Same team talk. Bit of rotation. Always win. If I bid for a player and there's not enough cash, Perez takes over the talks and just makes it happen anyway. Pretty sure I could bid £130million for John O'Shea, and he would make it so. Lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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