Teabags Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Watching the Buffalo Sabres hoist the Stanley Cup would be in here...except they haven't done in their entire 41 years of existence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Doing a massive dump, and it being a 1 wiper.I had a feeling more people are thinking this too, but were wanting me to say it for the lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Watching a wrestling match which is starting to outstay its welcome, but then this happens...I love you, Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Bringing up smack downs, rock bottoms, people's elbows/eyebrows, stunners, jabronis and other golden era wrestling terms at every opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Heroin.I fucking love me some heroin.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Eating a brilliantly made sandwich. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Correcting some cunt's spelling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Heroin.I fucking love me some heroin.xxits so moreish..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 I don't think that some of these things are the best non-sexual feeling ever....Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Well clearly - they can't all be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 My FIFA one definitely is. It wasn't fictional. It really happened. I was Napoli and beat some cunt 2-1 as the unbeatable Barca with a horrible and ugly goal. The only bit that isn't true is the headset. I wasn't wearing one. But I did rise to my feet and holler BRING THE MOTHERFUCKIN RUCKUS! My weeping opponent didn't hear that. The only person that did was the NEIGHBOURHOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 FIFA 12 related also, getting a totally guff team on random and wiping the floor with your mate......who was Seville. Cant even remember what shit i was, some norweigan team that had basically fisherman and vikings as a back four. It happened a couple of times but that was the best one.......makes the fact i accomplished nothing with my day slightly more bearable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can't imagine vikings being a disadvantage in any sporting event, although they'd probably get called offside a lot while trying to set the enemy goalposts on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 nah, imagine they would get distracted and start with the whole rapey pillagey thing. And you need discipline in a defensive line up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Football's all about little small spaniards with lots of technical ability these days. The day of the viking is over.Although they'd probably do quite well in the SPL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Football's all about little small spaniards with lots of technical ability these days. The day of the viking is over.Although they'd probably do quite well in the SPL.True that. Discipline is dead. Full backs playing as strikers. Goalies as sweepers. Gerard Pique as a poacher. Barca play with a flat back 2 pretty much, and Inter play with a back 3. Defending is over. No more defending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'd love for Pique to play upfront for a season. FACT - I often do this when playing as Barca on FIFA. Strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I haven't done this for a very long time, but striking a football from distance straight into the top corner. The moment it leaves your boot, you know it's a goodun. Outside of the boot doesn't count because I get a pinger under those circumstances meaning we're talking "best sexual feelings". (But really - striking one with the outside of your boot that flies into the top corner... thing of beauty) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pique's forward ventures are always great. like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMOMQo035M#t=09m45sThere aren't as many top defenders around these days as there used to be. At least not as I remember.These were uefa's top defenders of Euro 2000 , Blanc, Desailly, Cannavaro, Maldini, Nesta, De Boer. All top quality. Don't think there are 6 defenders that good these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can't imagine vikings being a disadvantage in any sporting event, although they'd probably get called offside a lot while trying to set the enemy goalposts on fire.Pique's forward ventures are always great. like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMOMQo035M#t=09m45sThere aren't as many top defenders around these days as there used to be. At least not as I remember.These were uefa's top defenders of Euro 2000 , Blanc, Desailly, Cannavaro, Maldini, Nesta, De Boer. All top quality. Don't think there are 6 defenders that good these days.(he's kind of a defender) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pique is wasted at the back. He's got David Villa-like magnetic control and striker instincts. He could cut it as a striker. Him, David Luiz and Phil Jones are the new breed of "Fuck y'all. I can do it all" defenders. All inspired by John O'Shea, of course. The original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 This thread seems to be a lot more about football than great non sexual feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Football brings all the best non sexual feelings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Don't forget the vikings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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