Guest Sundaram Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Hi there!www.thesimongallband.com now has pics... wow, gasp, oooh etc etc... yes you can now look, laugh and learn how not to pose for photos from your favourite 'spazz jizz' outfit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Sir Simon of Gall was at our launch night on Friday. He rocketh with the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 how fetching! Phillip looks tall! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sundaram Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 how fetching! Phillip looks tall! lol! Yeh well, me and Simon swapped legs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Hmmmm...that photo reeks to me of group-sex, and will give me unpleasant dreams tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sundaram Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Hmmmm...that photo reeks to me of group-sex' date=' and will give me unpleasant dreams tonight [/quote']We are all crammed in to a toilet cubicle in that pic lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I just hope you took precautions, because the offspring born of your mixed seed would need to be kept locked in an attic. Plus you'd never stand the birthing pains, Philip m'dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fables of Faubus Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 what a bunch of sexy bastards!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Well you certainly make sexy sounds!!! When's the next gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fables of Faubus Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 The Glassel gig is the next wan - 28th augu going alan?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fables of Faubus Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 by the way philips i need my real book back ive got to learn some balls!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 phil ur are one ugly dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 The Glassel gig is the next wan - 28th augu going alan?? If there are buses going I'd be very tempted. Otherwise getting back could be awkward.Danny....don't miscry Philip!! He's been very sensitive since the John Merrick fan club offered him a life membership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 is the link working for anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Hi there!www.thesimongallband.com now has pics... wow' date=' gasp, oooh etc etc... yes you can now look, laugh and learn how not to pose for photos from your favourite 'spazz jizz' outfit! [/quote'] That image is genuinely upsetting. I don't know why, it just is. It looks as if you are the hardcore members of an elite cottaging ring called something like 'The Big Boys', who have had their picture printed in a sex contacts mag under an amusing headline such as 'Room for a Small One'. Dear God those smiles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Atom Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Hi there!www.thesimongallband.com now has pics... wow' date=' gasp, oooh etc etc... yes you can now look, laugh and learn how not to pose for photos from your favourite 'spazz jizz' outfit! [/quote']I do believe I coined the phrase ' spazz jizz' in Grade 7 Theory last year. I trust when you gents make it HUGE and start putting that on t - shirts, that I will receive my cut?.....Also, and I don't want to jump to any conclusions, is Steve wearing a tastefully designed shirt? In any case, Steve is way too ugly to be in the band. You need someone with a substantially less offensive appearance to beat the skins.......call me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 The link wont work for me.... bah nah nah nah!it says, "Action Cancelled"As for the picture... note the cleverly placed newspaper to conceal the fact they aree all rubbing their "Jazz Jizz" Pee pee's together... and by the look of things the beautiful Steve Crawford has had a somewhat unsettling suprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 John Merrick...thats funny, "I Look so be-a-utiful". Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 As for the picture... note the cleverly placed newspaper to conceal the fact they aree all rubbing their "Jazz Jizz" Pee pee's together... and by the look of things the beautiful Steve Crawford has had a somewhat unsettling suprise.That's a scenario I could do without imagining, thanks..."Ooh, I think I've found Philip's Johnson!""That's nothing, I've got Gall's stones!" etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fables of Faubus Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 the page should be working now i think!!Feck Knows fit wis wrang!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sundaram Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Here we are with Mike Batt and his 'discovery' Katie Melua! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Mike Batt looks as if he'd struggle getting into his Womble outfit when they do the reunion tour!And why does everyone look happier the further they get from Katie? Has she farted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni. Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 If there are buses going I'd be very tempted. Otherwise getting back could be awkward.Danny....don't miscry Philip!! He's been very sensitive since the John Merrick fan club offered him a life membership.I went to Glassel two years ago and the transport was a fair operation. 6 of us got a taxi from town and we paid 40 which wasn't too bad since it's a fair trek, though I've since learned that there are busses leaving from town earlier in the day which, to the best of my knowledge, are free! - everyone's favourite price. Then after the shindig at about 1 I recall there was a fleet of busses all journeying to Aberdeen or there about at a set price of 4 so you can have a snooze and since we were the last kids on the bus the kindly driver took us right to our door. Can't say better than that.Glassel's lots of fun, you should all attend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Look at Simon...I reckon Katie has farted look he is actually having a wiff of the potion she has let go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fables of Faubus Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 she had......im sorry to say!!Can you see her right hand?.....NO???? Shes rubbing my bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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