Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 So.... did anyone go to this? (By which I mean, "did anyone else go to this?"). What did you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaki Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful""No I wouldn't""Honestly, you would"This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful""No I wouldn't""Honestly, you would"This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks.You racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful""No I wouldn't""Honestly, you would"This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks.Oh dude. You've no idea. It was a night of very conflicting thoughts."Man that's chick's fucking hot. No wait. She has a dick. Oh yeah. Weird. Man, that chick behind her is also fucking hot. But she also has a dick. God damn it. Am I gay now?"As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life! It was a really fucking awesome show though. Very very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life!Do these ladyboys have a sexuality detector or something? How did they know you were the only straight guy there, or did you have to state your sexuality as you went in?I once read an interview with Willie Miller, and he said he and a group of senior Aberdeen FC officials went to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok in Aberdeen a number of years ago. He said it was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Oh dude. You've no idea. It was a night of very conflicting thoughts."Man that's chick's fucking hot. No wait. She has a dick. Oh yeah. Weird. Man, that chick behind her is also fucking hot. But she also has a dick. God damn it. Am I gay now?"As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life! It was a really fucking awesome show though. Very very funny.Did you both get boners? Because I got one JUST READING ABOUT IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Do these ladyboys have a sexuality detector or something? How did they know you were the only straight guy there, or did you have to state your sexuality as you went in?Well, most of the other guys there were wearing pink cowboy hats and feather boas, and doing a lot of "whooping". It was like 95% women, 4% gay guys, and a smattering of couples. And me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Did you both get boners? Because I got one JUST READING ABOUT IT.It was last Wednesday, and I still have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Well, most of the other guys there were wearing pink cowboy hats and feather boas, and doing a lot of "hooping". It was like 95% women, 4% gay guys, and a smattering of couples. And me.Fixed for you.Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy...What part of your anatomy were they feeding the bananas into? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Nice relevant advertising while reading this threadI wonder how many of them have dicks though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I hope they all do.adchoices gave me this right nowLooking For A Ladyboy? 1000's Of Thai Singles Seek Foreign Men. Browse Pics & Profiles Now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song.Ryan, you paid money for this to happen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Ryan, you paid money for this to happen to you.So would I if there weren't going to be a bunch of women and gays staring at it happening to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 All I'm saying is:All of that back row are blokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 the one on the far left looks a bit butch. She's being pushed out by the others too by the looks of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 why did you go there exactly? was you forced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 why did you go there exactly? was you forced?No, I went cos I thought it would be a good show and a bit of fun really. Which it was, it was very enjoyable, I'd go again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 it's a show with ladyboys in it... you absolutely must be gay or forced by your girlfriend to go rather than just being interested in seeing a show that has run at the Edinburgh Fringe to rave reviews for years and is consistently a popular sell-out wherever it goes. Go fix a carburator instead of enjoying a pleasant night out that both you and your girlfriend can enjoy you poove! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 it's a show with ladyboys in it... you absolutely must be gay or forced by your girlfriend to go rather than just being interested in seeing a show that has run at the Edinburgh Fringe to rave reviews for years and is consistently a popular sell-out wherever it goes. Go fix a carburator instead of enjoying a pleasant night out that both you and your girlfriend can enjoy you poove!Reminds me of this bit from Patton Oswalt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Reminds me of this bit from Patton Oswalt That's very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Having to go to a lady boys show to prove that your not homophobic, that's what I got from the last few posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Really, I got "I wanted to go to a show, cos it's a good show." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 As pretty much the only straight guy thereAt least until the show started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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