Jump to content
aberdeen-music

The Ladyboys Of Bangkok


Lemonade
 Share

Recommended Posts

My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful"

"No I wouldn't"

"Honestly, you would"

This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful"

"No I wouldn't"

"Honestly, you would"

This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks.

You racist.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My girlfriend went, because she's a woman. The report I got was that it was very entertaining and that the ladyboys are so beautiful that I'd be hard pushed to admit I didn't fancy them. "Honestly Dunc, you would have thought they were beautiful"

"No I wouldn't"

"Honestly, you would"

This went on all night because she'd had a few drinks.

Oh dude. You've no idea. It was a night of very conflicting thoughts.

"Man that's chick's fucking hot. No wait. She has a dick. Oh yeah. Weird. Man, that chick behind her is also fucking hot. But she also has a dick. God damn it. Am I gay now?"

As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life! It was a really fucking awesome show though. Very very funny.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life!

Do these ladyboys have a sexuality detector or something? How did they know you were the only straight guy there, or did you have to state your sexuality as you went in?

I once read an interview with Willie Miller, and he said he and a group of senior Aberdeen FC officials went to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok in Aberdeen a number of years ago. He said it was brilliant.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh dude. You've no idea. It was a night of very conflicting thoughts.

"Man that's chick's fucking hot. No wait. She has a dick. Oh yeah. Weird. Man, that chick behind her is also fucking hot. But she also has a dick. God damn it. Am I gay now?"

As pretty much the only straight guy there I got picked on quite a lot, at one point I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song. One of the oddest nights of my life! It was a really fucking awesome show though. Very very funny.

Did you both get boners? Because I got one JUST READING ABOUT IT.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do these ladyboys have a sexuality detector or something? How did they know you were the only straight guy there, or did you have to state your sexuality as you went in?

Well, most of the other guys there were wearing pink cowboy hats and feather boas, and doing a lot of "whooping". It was like 95% women, 4% gay guys, and a smattering of couples. And me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was on the stage, sat in a chair being fed bananas by a ladyboy while another one opened my shirt, then I was pulled to the front of the stage, completely stripped to the waist, and then a ladyboy dressed as Rihanna writhed and did dirty dancing moves on me, to the strains of that "You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world" song.

Ryan, you paid money for this to happen to you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

it's a show with ladyboys in it... you absolutely must be gay or forced by your girlfriend to go rather than just being interested in seeing a show that has run at the Edinburgh Fringe to rave reviews for years and is consistently a popular sell-out wherever it goes. Go fix a carburator instead of enjoying a pleasant night out that both you and your girlfriend can enjoy you poove!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

it's a show with ladyboys in it... you absolutely must be gay or forced by your girlfriend to go rather than just being interested in seeing a show that has run at the Edinburgh Fringe to rave reviews for years and is consistently a popular sell-out wherever it goes. Go fix a carburator instead of enjoying a pleasant night out that both you and your girlfriend can enjoy you poove!

Reminds me of this bit from Patton Oswalt

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...