The Milner Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 I need a picture of Mr Milton can anyone help????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Gilman Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 leckie has one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Hrrmm. I'll have a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 I have fucking tonnes of them including an animated DANCING milton.Fuck yeah. I'll upload em now to my gallery but if you want the dancing one i'll have to email it to you or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 The stinkin' galleries won't let me upload any pics because it's being shit at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Mr Milton, what a legend! Anyone remember how he wouldn't let anyone get 100% in a test, and if anyone did, he'd deduct marks for insolence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Mr Milton' date=' what a legend! Anyone remember how he wouldn't let anyone get 100% in a test, and if anyone did, he'd deduct marks for insolence.[/quote']Haha yeah i remeber that.Does everyone remeber "bags off your shoulders, shoulders against the wall!"hehe classic memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 He's a fat smelly bastard that ACTUALLY made me want to puke after trying not to breath when he's standing next to me.The only person I've ever met who smells bad enough to make me wanna puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 He's a fat smelly bastard that ACTUALLY made me want to puke after trying not to breath when he's standing next to me.The only person I've ever met who smells bad enough to make me wanna puke.Haha i remeber when somebody bought him some deoderant at xmas time and got suspended. Bit harsh but in sure it was worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 "I have spy cameras in this classroom",No-one ever believed him, despite the fact that every time he returned to the classroom, he always knew who had been arsing about.Scary, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Haha yeah i knowHmmm i wonder............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 That's because he'd stand just outside the door for a minute before he left and a minute before he returned. Leaving the classroom was just a skive for that fat shiter. Total prick looking to rise up the school ladder and get a higher salary I'll bet. Remember that whole talking thing? It went like this...Mr Milton: Whose talking? You're talking!*points to kid*Kid: No I wasn't.Mr Milton: It's a contradiction in terms to say you're not talking. Stay behind at the end of class.Of course the classic was...Mr Milton: Whose talking? You're talking!*points to kid**Kid holds up sign saying "No I'm not"*Yeah, that happened. Quality moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 I put one in my gallery! Hope you enjoy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 i am quite disturbed at the fact so many of you have a photo of him....he tried to make me move schools once cause he told us to write the truth in our report cards so i wrote about the teacher not giving much help and that i hated the subject and he made me re-write it 4 times before dictating to me what he wanted me to movehe then told me my attitude wasnt right for oldie and that i should go get my leavers forms and move to BOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Mr Milton is indeed a legend, no matter how much of an arse he is I will always remember him."you boy""Ee=ItV not BBC" *chuckles to himself*"come away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Haha yeah i remeber that.Does everyone remeber "bags off your shoulders' date=' shoulders against the wall!"hehe classic memories[/quote']ahahahaha! fuck yeah i remember that. everyone would sort of chant it before techie studs, "bags off shoulders, shoulders against the wall" what.a.fucking.legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Leckie did this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 DUDE! Put up the disco milt one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 How bout the story about the Richard Donald stand in Pittodrie?I think he told us that story every single day i had him!"it's held up with two pins, one each side. If one of these was to fail then thousands would die......."I cant think of a single person from oldie who doesnt know who milton was. Parents included!!!What a legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 he made my friend learn the school rules because he stood at the wrong side of the door when he was waiting to get in. "Why are you standing there, boy?""Everyone else was""Are you a sheep?""Eh? No...""Dont be cheeky! Learn those rules by wednesday and i will test you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Any of you remember Mrs Lind? She retired last year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I think you mean Mrs Ling she was indeed a legend. She went to the yemen on her tandom bike*May or may not of just been made up by our physics class.Biggest conversation killer ever by Milton.Milton- "Are you going to be head boy"Bogg- "Maybe but it's a young mans game"Milton- "Are you not young?Bogg- "Not as young as I used to be"Milton- "Yes that's true, If you think about it as soon as your born you are dying"*class falls silent* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 "Lets party boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I think you mean Mrs Ling she was indeed a legend. She went to the yemen on her tandom bike. I think she knows her own mothers name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Well I dont know a teacher called Mrs Lind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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