Graham Knight Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Say "I do" to the big day without the big budgetThe all you can eat breakfast really makes this a remarkable offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 It's not too late Graham!...and if you want me to be your best man I see they've got a speech template so there's a money saver right there! Those are usually so costly to write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Wedding OfferIt's not too late Graham!...and if you want me to be your best man I see they've got a speech template so there's a money saver right there! Those are usually so costly to write.Thanks Robert - I will keep your kind offer in mind.I must admit I find this website advert hilarious. The thought of a bride and groom in Primark PJ's is so funny.Maybe you could write some new lyrics to Chuck Berry's You Never Can Tell tune in case Premier want to make a TV advert. I've done the first line but you are much more creative:It was a Premier Inn Wedding and the old folks wished then wellYou could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell, "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale, But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53, They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversary It was there that Pierre was married to the lovely madamoiselle "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 I've got a long bus journey ahead of me today so I might just pass the time by mucking around with it.I like the idea of them stuffing their faces in the morning so they get their money's worth... and spending the rest of the day totally bloated, passing gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Say "I do" to the big day without the big budgetThe all you can eat breakfast really makes this a remarkable offer.Graham, whatever you do don't show that to Nicola, she wants it low key and on a budget. I could never show my face in Banchory again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Graham, whatever you do don't show that to Nicola, she wants it low key and on a budget. I could never show my face in Banchory again Maybe I could ask Little Richard to marry you and Nicola - we could sell the pictures to OK magazine.Richard is an ordained minister and did marry Demi Morre and Bruce Willis - uk oh - second thoughts they split up after a while.Oh well back to plan 1 - it's Primark pyjamas for you. Are you reading this Nic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 asda wedding dress lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 This makes me so sad. Almost an article worthy of The Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 The new sure one where they put bells on women's wrists; has the sentence (not precisely) to the effect of:'most women didn't realise how much they moved in a day before we put the bells on their wrist'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Graham Knight Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 from today's Daily TelegraphTesco to sell extra large condoms - Telegraph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Graham Knight Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 your one word comment deserves rep points - it made me laugh more than the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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