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It's not too late Graham!

...and if you want me to be your best man I see they've got a speech template so there's a money saver right there! Those are usually so costly to write.

Thanks Robert - I will keep your kind offer in mind.

I must admit I find this website advert hilarious. The thought of a bride and groom in Primark PJ's is so funny.

Maybe you could write some new lyrics to Chuck Berry's You Never Can Tell tune in case Premier want to make a TV advert. I've done the first line but you are much more creative:

It was a Premier Inn Wedding and the old folks wished then well

You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,

"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,

But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well

"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast

Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz

But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell

"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,

They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversary

It was there that Pierre was married to the lovely madamoiselle

"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

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Graham, whatever you do don't show that to Nicola, she wants it low key and on a budget. I could never show my face in Banchory again :laughing:

Maybe I could ask Little Richard to marry you and Nicola - we could sell the pictures to OK magazine.

Richard is an ordained minister and did marry Demi Morre and Bruce Willis - uk oh - second thoughts they split up after a while.

Oh well back to plan 1 - it's Primark pyjamas for you.

Are you reading this Nic?

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