Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Good week of football. All sorts of fun. Aguero being super bloody awesome. Most entertaining clasico in a while with added craziness. Udinese - Arsenal match was a cracker too. All going to be spoiled by me going to see Aberdeen tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Was that not Shaun Maloney? I'm sure I read something about him doing that at Todders...I'm sure it was the Dazzler and the story went that he then sent her some flowers to say sorry. Neither "Darren Mackie broken nose" nor "Shaun Maloney broken nose" deliver on google so we could both be wrong. Irrespective of this, Mackie's going to BREAK THE NET tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Was that the first eye-gouge in El Clasico history? The record had to start somewhere. It's a shame there was no eye gouges in the Charity Shield. I can see Mario hacking an eye out before next May. It's the new "book him ref" hand gesture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Mario wont do an eye gouge now it has been done. He'll find something even madder to do.Mental it all started from the Marcelo challenge that no one could have an argument with the ref's action. Mourinho's has got all the Madrid players thinking like him. Casillas was saying that Fabregas went down too easily! All this nonsense could fuck up Spain big style. Apparently Xavi and casillas used to be great friends now hardly talk to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 You're right. He keeps his assaults original. Dart throwing was pretty unique. Perhaps he'll set someone on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 whatever he does next it'll be funnier than anything I could jokingly say he'll do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I'm glad he's real, and not a wonderful dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 ....<== my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Hope City do get rid of Tevez, Adebayor and the million other strikers they have in reserve somewhere. Stick with Dzeko, Mario and Kun. And play David Silva every single minute of every single match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke1976 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 He just gets worse and worse. Seems to genuinely believe he is the saviour of football punditry. As much as it pains me to say it, the likes of Gary Neville is the way forward. None of this he's-havin-a-laff-wahey bantah shite, a TV pundit needs to talk tactics and give genuine insight. GN seems to actually know the game well.He may be a tad annoying and a bit loudmouthed but Stan Collymore seems to hit the spot alot of the time. He seems to be one of the stongest new pundits. D Pleat for me always makes sense when co commentating. G Neville just dosent look comfortable at the moment. He maybe needs Beckham in front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 The only matches I've seen with G Nev doing punditry so far I've watched in pubs and not been able to listen to the commentary analysis.I'm very disappointed he's not caused any articles about him being controversial yet though. Hopefully he's saving some cracking lines for when United play Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 The only matches I've seen with G Nev doing punditry so far I've watched in pubs and not been able to listen to the commentary analysis.I'm very disappointed he's not caused any articles about him being controversial yet though. Hopefully he's saving some cracking lines for when United play Liverpool.If United win, hes going to get naked. Infact, with every goal United score, he's going to remove two items of clothing. The tie will stay on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Jamie will literally not know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I came across this Go straight to 2:17 and listen to SAF.Fergie, "We're the luckiest team in the world. We were a disgrace of a performance.? Miller and McLeish won the cup for Aberdeen. Miller and McLeish played Rangers themselves. They were a disgrace of a performance. And I'm not caring, winning cups doesn't matter. Our standards have been set long ago and we're not going to accept that from any Aberdeen team. No way should we take any glory from that". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 He may be a tad annoying and a bit loudmouthed but Stan Collymore seems to hit the spot alot of the time. He seems to be one of the stongest new pundits. D Pleat for me always makes sense when co commentating. G Neville just dosent look comfortable at the moment. He maybe needs Beckham in front.I haven't heard too much of Collymore on the radio. On Twitter he seems decent enough and the few times he's done a live match he isn't bad at all. I'm a bit concerned with the leaning towards a Savage type. Football punditry shouldn't be about having a laugh, it's serious business. Well, not quite but at least have the knowledge to justify your presence. Take the guardian football podcast for example, good mix of actual solid football discussion and light hearted joking around. I think it's all to do with intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 That podcast is one of my favourite things around. It's a great length for my train journey to work too. I love those days. It can be hilarious but when real talk is needed they know their stuff and give some really interesting in-depth conversation. Never argue with the likes of Jonathon Wilson or Philipe Auclair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Derby day. Shola starts (14% of his career league goals are against The Filth). Barton and Simpson attacking their piss-weak left side. Gyan not 100%. Mignolet in goals (LOL). Tiote ready to take some kneecaps. Options on the bench. Let's do these mugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 I came across this Go straight to 2:17 and listen to SAF.Fergie, "We're the luckiest team in the world. We were a disgrace of a performance.? Miller and McLeish won the cup for Aberdeen. Miller and McLeish played Rangers themselves. They were a disgrace of a performance. And I'm not caring, winning cups doesn't matter. Our standards have been set long ago and we're not going to accept that from any Aberdeen team. No way should we take any glory from that".I stumbled upon this clip a number of years ago (perhaps it's in the Aberdeen DVD about with the 1983 CWC final). Loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dons are 2-0 up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Tiote ready to take some kneecaps.With his forehead? I hope he nuts someone in the caps at some point this seasonWhat a magnificent bonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Saturday, 20th August 2011.Remember this day, as a hallmark of an unthinkable footballing rarity.GOAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 What just happened to the Jay spearing stuff?Edit: different thread. Got confused there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Easy to get confused, since I'm on a multi-thread rampage of posting photos of shite footballers.Except Tiote. He's the fucking balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 That was an utterly shite result at Tannadice. The only good thing to come out of today is that they played State of Grace over the tannoy at half time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 11 players I don't recognise wearing Wednesday shirts came from behind against Notts County. Well, alright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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