Bigsby Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 There once was a Stone called MickWith a junkie hoor sucking his dickBut when Pilcher came roundAnd the drug bust went downConfectionery into her he did stickNext up: Eamon Andrews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Eamon Andrews had a big red book,In which he often had a good look,but it wasn't anyone's Life,it was all nude pics of his wife,on her knees giving him a good sook!!!Next - taking a sickie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 I called up my boss before a shift,Said my body was too fragile to lift,He said that was fine,"Get well soon" was his line,While through mountains of clunge I did sift.Next: when dog poo gets wet from rain and dribbles all over the pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 When pooches squeeze out rocky pooThe rain makes it turn into gooBut the best poos, I've heard, come from a large bird..the pigeon!!! Ooh poopy doo!next topic..... fleas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 An itching that just won't relentI scratched at myself until spentI shaved all my hairBut no better did fairAs I still had crabs on my wee gent.Next up: Maggie Thatcher's pussy.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 The iron lady's under-used mingeUsed to creak like a rusty old hingeUntil entered bold Dennis with his trusty wee pennisAnd shagged her (but how we all cringe!)Next...Rod Stewart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Especially in the winter of her discontentIs Maggie's fanny particularly unkemptIt's like a forest downIn her red curly hairWith a heavy aroma of fish-smelling fentNext: Autumn in Disguise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 With a single called S-M-I-TWhich we all knew was S-H-I-TThey knew all the stances,To wet 12-year-olds pants',In Hell, it's just them on TV.Ken Bigley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 BLOWJOBSback on track, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Fat chicks with daddy issuesHave just one functional useA mouthful of dick'til they're just about sick..it's that or domestic abuse.Next up: Genital Wartsxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 I have an usual love for toadsI rub them all over my chodeBut alas Im now sickTheres growths on my dickAnd it hurts when I shoot my loadNext...Fearne Cotton's holiest of holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Fearne Cotton's glorious ringWas there ever such a lovely thing?It's beauty so fairStripped of all it's hairIt drives me to tears, and to singNot my best work. Will let someone else have a go before we move on.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Fearne Cotton was a dirty lass,I met her and she made a pass,she gave a loud grunt as I fingered her cunt,then shot my muck right up her ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke1976 Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 There once was a girl on radio 1She s having her time in the sun"ooh ill play coldplay twice"Her ass i would spliceNice jugs but not a talented oneWayne Rooneys Hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 There wiz a fitba'er cried Wayne Fa often played awa fae hame He hid so much money He shagged an aul grunnie and paid for a transplanted maneNext: A moderator of your choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 We have a moderator called DaveWho you'll never see out at a raveHe'll stay home and dreamof making thatcher screamAfter he's come, he'll tell us lot all to behavenext topic: codonas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I used to think it was really great,Going down to Codonas with my mate,But i went back last weekand had a wee peek,And their games are 10 years out of date!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 You're shit at suggesting next topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 oops...sorry!!Next topic - summer holidays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 We're all going on a summer holidayNo more working for a week or twoFun and laughterOn a summer holidayNo more worries for me or youNext topic - Cliff Richard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 There once was a man we called Cliff,Who, thanks to Jeus, did not use his stiff,He piled in a bus,Sang "Summer Holiday" to us,Then wanked himself off with some Cif.Next topic; burning your mouth on soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Next topic; burning your mouth on soupThere once was a fella called Tony,Who drank piping hot minestrone, The skin in his gob,Went as red as his knob,Which he then proceeded to fondle with until he ejaculated because he was a sado-masochist that got off on intentionally burning himself with cup-a-soup that had been put in the microwave for 4 times longer than is recommended on the back of the sachet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 There once was a fella called Tony,Who drank piping hot minestrone, The skin in his gob,Went as red as his knob,Which he then proceeded to fondle with until he ejaculated because he was a sado-masochist that got off on intentionally burning himself with cup-a-soup that had been put in the microwave for 4 times longer than is recommended on the back of the sachet.There once was a guy named Dan,Who really thought he was da man.With big strung out lines,that didn't even rhyme.he left out next subject, i'm nae a fan!next subject - Cher from xfactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 There once was a chav called CherWho ripped off songs on x factor ...............(ooh very poor)she sang a new one each night and her rapping was shitebut I'd still give her one up the shitter!!!Next topic - doorway beggars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Cher Lloyd is 17 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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