The Milner Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Now the length of your hair can apparently prevent you from learning properly, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805135/Schoolboy-13-isolation-classroom-day-short-sides-short.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Doesn't have anything to do with learning properly more an interpretation of school rules. Seems excessive though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/7505443.stm A man who was found with his head severed by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment....A spokesman for the coroner said: "As far as we know nobody else was involved." xx Edited October 28, 2014 by Stroopy121 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2014/oct/28/outcry-as-the-uk-opts-out-of-migrant-rescue-politics-live-blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 (edited) Katie Melua has a spider living in her ear. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a607467/katie-melua-discovers-she-has-had-spider-living-in-her-ear-for-a-week.html#~oUyLWAIEMNX7qN Spider reportedly quoted saying "It was a nice place to sleep and all but she was a bit boring". Edited November 3, 2014 by Reinhold Messner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Man drove plane to the pub - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-29876001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Probably more freaky than ridiculous:http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Slayer rescue freezing cold kitten, let her hang out on their tourbus over night, and then re-home herhttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/slayer-rescue-kitten-cuddle-it-on-tour-bus-9910218.html Also qualifies for the Ace-ic thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Crush the dead donkey http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/17/donkey-dead_n_6339608.html?utm_hp_ref=uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 At last the long awaited sequel to "man has sex with bike", I give you "man has sex with post box". http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-sex-with-postbox-wigan-8459224 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 That's childs play compared to a bike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Warden gives Wheelie bin a parking ticket - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-30913291 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Dave Warden sure gets around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/02/power-ranger-ricardo-medina-jr-arrested-suspicion-murdering-joshua-sutter-sword_n_6592584.html?utm_hp_ref=uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Robot Vacuum 'Eats' Sleeping Woman's Hairhttp://news.sky.com/story/1424239/robot-vacuum-eats-sleeping-womans-hair Edited February 9, 2015 by Lemon Raspberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/man-holds-free-sex-sign-in-aberdeen-city-centre-in-bid-for-job-1.845103 I bet this guy would wear a tie with Homer Simpson on it, just for the banter. What a crazy mentalist! Nutter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/man-holds-free-sex-sign-in-aberdeen-city-centre-in-bid-for-job-1.845103 I bet this guy would wear a tie with Homer Simpson on it, just for the banter. What a crazy mentalist! Nutter!I support his campaign for work. The less this wacky fucko is out of the public eye, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/best-of-this-is-that-parks-canada-wildlife-fee-no-ball-soccer-unpaid-intern-male-doula-1.2843299/canadian-kinder-surprise-smuggling-ring-broken-up-by-us-officials-1.2843300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 http://news.stv.tv/west-central/312440-teacher-who-told-pupil-i-shagged-your-maw-is-struck-off-register/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 http://news.stv.tv/west-central/312440-teacher-who-told-pupil-i-shagged-your-maw-is-struck-off-register/ I like this comment: What is up with you lot in here in the comments? I can tell you for nothing if we had a teacher like this at school, he'd have been considered an utter legend. What on earth is so "serious" about his conduct? I bet you anything that he was well liked and it was some overbearing parental complaint that did him in!What is up with you lot in here in the comments? I can tell you for nothing if we had a teacher like this at school, he'd have been considered an utter legend. What on earth is so "serious" about his conduct? I bet you anything that he was well liked and it was some overbearing parental complaint that did him in!What is up with you lot in here in the comments? I can tell you for nothing if we had a teacher like this at school, he'd have been considered an utter legend. What on earth is so "serious" about his conduct? I bet you anything that he was well liked and it was some overbearing parental complaint that did him in!What is up with you lot in here in the comments? I can tell you for nothing if we had a teacher like this at school, he'd have been considered an utter legend. What on earth is so "serious" about his conduct? I bet you anything that he was well liked and it was some overbearing parental complaint that did him in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Eighties pop gentlemen Daryl Hall and John Oates are taking legal action - over a box of cereal.The band are suing the Brooklyn-based "artisanal granola" company Early Bird, who produce a range of granola called Haulin' Oats.We imagine they told their lawyers: "We can't go for that, no - no can do."This momentous trademark case has got us thinking about further potential pop music/breakfast cereal mash-ups. Our favourites so far include:Shredded WheatusSugar Puffs DaddyDamon All-branAny more? Send your suggestions toentertainment.news@bbc.co.uk or tweet us on@BBCNewsEnts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/06/schoolboy-fifty-shades-christian-grey-barred-from-world-book-day-school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Ireland accidentally legalises ecstasy and magic mushrooms. http://www.thejournal.ie/tds-emergency-laws-drugs-1983239-Mar2015/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Lucky you need to get yourself to the Early Learning Centre then head north - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-31834328 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 That's a surprisingly realistic looking toy note. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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