Diesel Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 The inclusion of the "one time, two time" rap in the Fugees fucking ABYSMAL cover of Roberta Flack "Killing Me Softly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Worst lyrics of all time revealed! | News | NME.COM1. Desree - 'Life'"I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news"2. Snap - 'Rhythm Is A Dancer'"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"3. Razorlight - 'Somewhere Else'"And I met a girl/She asked me my name/I told her what it was"4. ABC - 'That Was Then But This Is Now'"More sacrifices than an Aztec priest/Standing here straining at that leash/All fall down/Can't complain, mustn't grumble/Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble!"5. U2 - 'Elevation'"I've got no self control/Been living like a mole now/Going down, excavation/High and high in the sky/You make me feel like I can fly/So high/Elevation"6. Toto - 'Africa'"The wild dogs cry out in the night/As they grow restless longing for some solitary company/I know that I must do what's right/Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"7. Oasis - 'Champagne Supernova'"Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball/Where were you when we were getting high?"8. Duran Duran - 'Is There Something I Should Know?'"And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that doorDon't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war"9. Human League - 'The Lebanon'"Before he leaves the camp he stops/He scans the world outside/And where there used to be some shops/Is where the snipers sometimes hide"10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Shakira - "Lucky that my breastsAre small and humbleSo you don't confuseThem with mountains" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 As soon as I see NME at the top I stop reading.One that bugs the fuck out of me is U2's "Vertigo" which opens with Bono yelling "Uno, dos, tres, quatorze!" which translates from Spanish as "One, two, three, fourteen!". Dozy twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Shakira - "Lucky that my breastsAre small and humbleSo you don't confuseThem with mountains"Winner. The single most annoying lyric in music history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 "MJ gone. Our nigga dead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Whatcha gonna do with all that junkAll that junk inside your trunkI'ma get get get get you drunkGet you love drunk off my humpMy hump my hump my hump my hump my humpMy hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumpsxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 I usually don't care about lyrics but Frantic by Metallica is a bit special. They don't annoy me so much as amuse me but I'm sure it annoys at least someone on here."My lifestyle determines my deathstyle"and of course"Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock, Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 I usually don't care about lyrics I think a bad lyric written down can be a great lyric when sung and vice versa. A lyric, bad or good, is a sum of its parts. i.e. how it fits into the song as a whole.I dunno why I quoted you to say this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Whatcha gonna do with all that junkAll that junk inside your trunkI'ma get get get get you drunkGet you love drunk off my humpMy hump my hump my hump my hump my humpMy hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumpsxxI drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire Be a millionaire, be a, be a millionaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 The bright lights beckon me, beckon me to you.unsure which song, it's a dance tune played on radio oftenalsoEvacuate the dancefloor, stop this beat is killing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 "I can't get no sleep"Double negative means he's sleeping fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 What a disgusting man Tinie Tempah is:Its ok,Im good,Lets Go!Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,And we can do this until we pass out.(so) Let it rain,Let it pour away,We wont come down,Until we hit the ground and pass out!Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,Im a star and I bought my fucking cast out,I live a very very very wild lifestyle,Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,I used to listen to you dont wanna bring arms houseI got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house,Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresherSemester to semester, ravin with the freshers20 light bulbs around my table and my dresserClC Kompressor, just in case that dont impress herSay hello to dexter, say hello to uncle festerGot them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectorsG-Shocks I got a crazy don collectionHaters, I cant fuckin hear your receptionYeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,And we can do this until we pass out.(so) Let it rain,Let it pour away,We wont come down,Until we hit the ground and pass out!This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs manYeah, They say hello, they say ola and they say bonjour,Im pissed I never got to fly on a concord,I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,Im fucking crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,About to be a bigger star than my mum thought,Cos every day I got a groupie at my front door,Now I drive past the bus I used to run for,Wheres my fucking clap, wheres my encore?I walk alone, cos I was born alone,I chirps her just for fun, I never ever call her phone,I leave her in the club, I never ever walk her home,DL the fkin foundation, im the cornerstone,Im born famous,Im sorta known,If your son doesnt,I bet your Daughter knows,Check out my visual, checkout my audio,Extra ordinary, yo, hope you enjoyed the show,Yeahhhhh (yeah) we bring the stars out,We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,And we can do this until we pass out.(so) Let it rain,Let it pour away,We wont come down,Until we hit the ground and pass out!Woh ho, woh ho ho (etc)Uh, Look at me I been a cheeky bastard, Manim,Look at all the drama we started, NowimIn here layin on my back, sayin DJ wont ya gimmie one more track[insert drum and bass riddims]Ill Apologise For Tonight, Tomorrow Morning (repeated during d&b)(so) Let it rain,Let it pour away,We wont come down,Until we hit the ground and pass out!(so) Let it rain,Let it pour away,We wont come down,Until we hit the ground and pass out!Pass out (echo)Pass out (echo)Passs outttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 David Guetta vs Akon: Sexy Bitch She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen beforenothing you can compare to your neighborhood whoreI'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectfulThe way that booty movin' I cant take no moreHave to stop what I'm doing so I can pull her closeI'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectfulDamn you's a sexy bitcha sexy bitchDamn you's a sexy bitchdamn girlDamn you's a sexy bitcha sexy bitchDamn you's a sexy bitchdamn girl Akon, not only is your grammar awful, but if you're trying to describe this girl without being disrespectful, you might want to avoid words like "whore" and "bitch".----------------Tinchy Stryder: Take Me Back I'm sorry I misleaded you pretty ladyI'm sorry I mistreated you pretty ladyMisleaded? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Anything by the Black Eyed Peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Anything by the Black Eyed Peas.Not even Don't Lie? My girlfriend at the time once said I should like it, because it has a good message. I asked what that message was. She said "Don't Lie"Deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Not even Don't Lie? My girlfriend at the time once said I should like it, because it has a good message. I asked what that message was. She said "Don't Lie"Deep."Don't Phunk With My Heart"Case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedzers Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Everyone hates on Black Sabbath - War Pigs for the "Generals gathered..." line. Fuck knows how it got onto a top ten worst list... It's not that bad!Personally anything by Blink 182 makes me want to put chopstick right up my ear canal. "She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares." Christ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Joke lyrics or not, All The Small Things has some toe-curling rhymes. Mainly the bit about "my little windmill" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedzers Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 The fact you choose joke lyrics really says something...It's not actually joke lyrics, or purposely ironic. The line is about something that genuinely happened to the singer. They had a show on some music channel when I was about 13 where they talked about it.And yeah the windmill bit, whats that all about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest B. Arthur Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Shake and cough/Nabokov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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