jon Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Anything by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 When pop songs use long words just because they rhyme. The main offenders seem to be: premonition and prerogative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Faithless are particularly bad offenders on the awful lyrics front. 'God is a DJ'? No He's not; He's a divine celestial being and not some sweaty bloke playing ABBA at a school disco.There's that Killers one: 'Are we human or are we dancers?' Need I say more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 There's that Killers one: 'Are we human or are we dancers?' Need I say more.That is a Hunter S. Thomson quote, and it's "dancer" rather than "dancers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 That is a Hunter S. Thomson quote, and it's "dancer" rather than "dancers".That goes to show that it's not just the lyrics that are annoying but the way they're sung. I mean Johnny Cash managed to make a U2 song sound like it wasn't complete cobblers, so it can work both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 "That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."Disagree with Alan that it is a nice song, but those fucking lyrics are beyond annoying.I love New Order but some of their lyrics are beyond shite and annoy me because the music they are set to are amazing:Every Second Counts - "Every second counts when I am with you - I think you are a pig - you should be in a zoo."Your Silent face - "You've caught me at a bad time so why don't you piss off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Semisonic - Secret SmileNobody knows it but you've got a secret smile and you use it only for meNobody knows it but you've got a secret smile and you use it only for meDes'ree - LifeI don't want to see a ghostIt's the sight I fear the mostRather have a piece of toastSandi Thom - I Wish I Wasn't Such A Fucking CuntOh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hairIn 77 and 69 revolution was in the air (?)I was born too late into a world that doesn't careOh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hairWhen the head of state didn't play guitar (the Queen plays guitar now?)Not everybody drove a car (Jesus fucksticks)When music really mattered and when radio was kingWhen accountants didn't have controlAnd the media couldn't buy your soulAnd computers were still scary and we didn't know everything (???)[Chorus]When pop-stars still remained a myth (What the fuuuuck are you talking about?)And ignorance could still be bliss (Not feeling the bliss)And when God Saved the Queen she turned a whiter shade of pale (ARGH!)When my mom and dad were in their teensAnd anarchy was still a dream (now a reality)And the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail (or by phone)[Chorus]When record shops were still on topAnd vinyl was all that they stocked (man this is dreadful)And the super info highway was still drifting out in space (????????)Kids were wearing hand me downsAnd playing games meant kick aroundAnd footballers still had long hair and dirt across their face[Chorus]I was born too late to a world that doesn't careOh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (fuck off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Ripple effect,Causes shipwrecks,When you throw stones.No-one chooses,Cuts and bruises,And broken bones.(Lets see how long it takes him to notice) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The Darkness:"Got a one way ticket to hell and back"And worst of all, that fucking cunt Tinie Tempah"Got so many clothes i keep some at my Aunt's house" Cool bro, real cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The Darkness:"Got a one way ticket to hell and back"And worst of all, that fucking cunt Tinie Tempah"Got so many clothes i keep some at my Aunt's house" Cool bro, real cool...Sorry what?... I was too busy looking at the tits in your avatar.Hoorin set o' cowies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The Darkness:"Got a one way ticket to hell and back"That lyric is deliberately shit. It's still shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Sorry what?... I was too busy looking at the tits in your avatar.Hoorin set o' cowies!Always raises a cheeky smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Ripple effect,Causes shipwrecks,When you throw stones.No-one chooses,Cuts and bruises,And broken bones.(Lets see how long it takes him to notice)I'm goddamn lyrical TYRANNOSAURUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Pixies - I've Been Tired"Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, Breasts like a cluster of grapes"Not because I think it's a shit lyric, but because it makes me picture some fucked up tumorous kind of tits. Nobody wants that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 I love New Order but some of their lyrics are beyond shite and annoy me because the music they are set to are amazing:Every Second Counts - "Every second counts when I am with you - I think you are a pig - you should be in a zoo."Your Silent face - "You've caught me at a bad time so why don't you piss off."Compared to 'Slow Jam', those are pieces of literary genius.....The afternoon was very clearThe sun was beating down on meI got thirsty for a beerThat I had to go to seaThe sea was very roughIt made me feel sickBut I like that kind of stuffIt beats arithmetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 "I can't get enough of this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Most of Tinie Tempah's lyrics are bollocks "she likes to talk a lot so I call her Trisha".There were a few songs on last night that had shit lyrics but i can't remember them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Lilly Allen's debut is one of my favourite pop albums and I like for the most part really like her lyrics.On the other hand Kate Nash's lyrics annoy the shit out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Rocker Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Britney Spears - Womaniser.They are without a doubt the worst lyrics ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Britney Spears - Womaniser.They are without a doubt the worst lyrics ever.7am, waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein everything, the time is goinTickin on and on, everybodys rushinGotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friendsKickin in the front seatSittin in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?Its Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekendPartyin, partyin (Yeah)Partyin, partyin (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin forward to the weekend7:45, were drivin on the highwayCruisin so fast, I want time to flyFun, fun, think about funYou know what it isI got this, you got thisMy friend is by my rightI got this, you got thisNow you know itKickin in the front seatSittin in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?[Chorus]Its Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekendPartyin, partyin (Yeah)Partyin, partyin (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin forward to the weekend[bridge]Yesterday was Thursday, ThursdayToday i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin)We-we-we so excitedWe so excitedWe gonna have a ball todayTomorrow is SaturdayAnd Sunday comes after...wardsI dont want this weekend to end[Rap Verse]R-B, Rebecca BlackSo chillin in the front seat (In the front seat)In the back seat (In the back seat)Im drivin, cruisin (Yeah, yeah)Fast lanes, switchin lanesWit a car up on my side (Woo!)(Cmon) Passin by is a school bus in front of meMakes tick tock, tick tock, wanna screamCheck my time, its Friday, its a weekendWe gonna have fun, cmon, cmon, yall[Chorus]Its Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekendPartyin, partyin (Yeah)Partyin, partyin (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin forward to the weekendIts Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin down on FridayEverybodys lookin forward to the weekendPartyin, partyin (Yeah)Partyin, partyin (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin forward to the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Friii-dayyyyYou don't really appreciate how horrendous they are until you see them written down....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 You don't really appreciate how horrendous they are until you see them written down....xxThis is just horrendous...R-B, Rebecca Black Why the fuck did he need to mention her initials?So chillin in the front seat (In the front seat) Obviously, since you're fucking driving.In the back seat (In the back seat) Wait, which fucking seat did you take??? You were in the front a line ago.Im drivin, cruisin (Yeah, yeah) From the back seat? Or did you hop back to the front?Fast lanes, switchin lanes azzzzawazzat now?Wit a car up on my side (Woo!) Is he switchin lanes wit' you? Or did you get out of your own car after being indecisive about which fucking seat to drive from?(Cmon) Passin by is a school bus in front of me Is it in front of you or passin' you by? Just fucking tell me the answer!Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream AZZAWAZZAT NOW? the bus is making tick tocks? it has a bomb? that's why you're screaming?Check my time, its Friday, its a weekend I hate you, fuck face.We gonna have fun, cmon, cmon, yall I hate fun. You fucking ruined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Rocker Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, babyYou you you are, you you you areWomanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)At least Rebecca Black made an effort!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Any of Chris Moyles' parodies.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Despite him being my favourite singer Fish has written a few lyrics that annoy me through the years:Charting the single from the first Marillion album (remaster):For anyone interested here's the song too... YouTube - Marillion - Charting The SingleYeah!Slow French kissing with the Dauphin's daughterIf I fall in love now I'll be floating in SeinePlastered in Paris I've had an EiffelGonna make my escape on the midnight trainChoo, choo to you - Choo, choo to you - Charting the singleSchnapping my fingers on an alcoholidaySniff round a Fraulein when I'm scent to CologneAll night hotel Liebling make your markLet sugar daddy melt in his home sweet homeHome is where the heart lies, but if the heart liesWhere is home, is where the heart lies, but where is home?Get a pizza the action when I Romeo againChianti see you with me, so just let him wineJuliet on the balcony, it's pasta serenadeWedding rings, I know when Venice time, Venice timeTo chart the single, to chart the singleCharting the single, charting the singleThe chicks are getting cheaper on the not so common marketStockpile experience before the blond hairs turn to greyBefore the blond hairs turn to greyI like to train, express myself in the universal languageEgo on my face in the nicest possible wayIt's absolutely the nicest possible wayCharting the singleI got no clause in my contract, got no shares in my nameI'm just charting the single in a bachelor's gameCharting the singleIt's a solo performance on a one way streetYou'll never have the chance again and never again we'll meetCharting, charting, charting, charting the single ----------------------What is this except for the revenge of 3rd form poetry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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