Lemonade Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Personally, I think the 'grope your tits in public' option is a winner.xxYes I like this look on girls. Definitely wearing your hair down opens a pandora's box of sexy possibilities. Groping your own arse and or tits is, as Stroopy said, a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 What's wrong with tits for the sake of tits anyway? When did tits become so offensive? I fucking love tits me....you were saying?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Nothing's weird about admiring a woman groping herself.You can never look cool laughing with something in your mouth.It's cool of its a cigarette between your teeth and you're laughing wryly at your enemy's demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's cool of its a cigarette between your teeth and you're laughing wryly at your enemy's demise.Of course, smoknig is cool. whatever you're doing, if you're smoking it's instantly cool.I was meaning more along the lines of food, drink and genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Folk trying and failing to light a cigarette up in the wind and rain look hideously uncool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 When you have to give up on a parking space because it's too small or because you're too shit a driver to manoeuvre into it. Especially if you've held traffic up in your attempt to park.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Watching your team playing football.I look like a dick getting all worked up about a game of football... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Playing basketball whilst being british.I consider myself fairly decent at most sports. I've got good hand eye coordination and balance, etc so can take up most sports pretty easily but basketball is another story. I've never felt so much like a nerd than whilst playing with proper American ballers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Must... resist... posting...If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Actively avoiding doing any of the things mentioned in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Clipping yr toenails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Trying to drink coke/irn bru and having the carbonation make you cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Juggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I looked up juggling chainsaws to prove you wrong, but it's actually not that cool.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I looked up juggling chainsaws to prove you wrong, but it's actually not that cool.xxHe won't look cool when he saws his hand off. Then he'll need to juggle chainsaws with one hand, which could be cool I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 He could adopt a chainsaw for a hand. That would be badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 He could adopt a chainsaw for a hand. That would be badass.Too right. Groovy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Running out of small talk.When you're chatting to a colleague or semi-acquaintance in an office canteen or a queue for something and you've covered the weather and 'keeping busy?' and you both realise that there are no things left to say to each other so you both stand there slowly progressing from facing each other to chat to going back to standing on your own in the queue/eating lunch/whatever.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Anything when you have a bogey hanging out your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Trying to push the toilet door open in a bar at the 'wrong side'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingsinatra Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Nodding off on trains or buses and doing the mini sleep-headbang (especailly if you are sitting at a table facing girls).Also waiting to use festival toilets with bogroll in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Nodding off on trains or buses and doing the mini sleep-headbang.This has a name.Pecking Corn.Learn it. Live it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Attempting to eat a Greggs Sausage and Bean bake whilst walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Nodding off on trains or buses and doing the mini sleep-headbang (especailly if you are sitting at a table facing girls).Also waiting to use festival toilets with bogroll in hand.I did this yesterday. But you know the plastic bits in between windows on First buses? Boof. Headbutted one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingsinatra Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I did this yesterday. But you know the plastic bits in between windows on First buses? Boof. Headbutted one.Next time you're on a bus or train, place an elastic band around the head of your seat and your own head. No more 'pecking corn' and you will look cool as fudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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