Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I just get stuck in at kissing the girls neck. Problem solved. You seem like a total pro as well if you're on bottom you fling her round back into missionary and start pounding her like there's a deadline.Absolutely awful post. An utter displeasure to read. Keep it to yourself, Hugh Hefner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I missed that when first posted.Damn I wish you hadn't quoted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I just get stuck in at kissing the girls neck. Problem solved. You seem like a total pro as well if you're on bottom you fling her round back into missionary and start pounding her like there's a deadline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Being at a gig by yourself.The worst part about this is that since you have no one to talk to the only thing you can do is try and stand around looking cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Picking food out of your teeth.Blowing your nose. Running around trying to waft smoke out of your window/stop the smoke alarm beeping/dispose of a piece of bread which is red hot and still glowing after your toaster totally incinerates something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Running around trying to waft smoke out of your window/stop the smoke alarm beeping/dispose of a piece of bread which is red hot and still glowing after your toaster totally incinerates something.This one definitely. Maybe other people (tv chefs with a plethora of helpers) can, but I just know I look like fool trying to do more than two things at once in the kitchen. Even if it's just eggs, beans and toast. I've got three things on the go which just equals panic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 chasing a plastic bag across a loch to avoid looking like an un-environmentally friendly bastard in front of a bunch of outdoorsy folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 That moment when the random sitting next to you on the bus asks you to move so they can exit.Stalling any sort of vehicle.Picking up a coffee you think is yours while waiting at Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 "Pound Her Like There's A Deadline". Someone has to write a song called that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 I just saw a cyclist with a flat tyre carrying his bike. He definitely didn't look cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woolies Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 waiting in a supermarket queue with (nothing but) bumper pack of value brand toilet rollcarrying that wee baggy of dog poop to the bin after scoopinghaving a Scottish complexion and taking your top off on sunny days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Taking something out of your right pocket with your left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Walking barefoot over hot sand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Tasting food that's too hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Coughing whilst eating a mince & mealie pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Coughing while taking a sip of a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Asking someone for a light only for them to hand you their fag so you can light yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Asking someone for a light only for them to hand you their fag so you can light yoursFuck all wrong with the olympic flame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal10 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Trying to get home after having a dose of the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Dying There are plenty of cool ways to die. Flying a fully fuelled F16 into the side of a mountain: cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woolies Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 "The Coolest Way to Die You Can Imagine" is a whole entire thread topic (movie industry) to itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Your first bungee jump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 "The Coolest Way to Die You Can Imagine" is a whole entire thread topic (movie industry) to itself.Get on it Woolies. Start that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Walking barefoot over hot sand.Good call! That's on a par with getting up from a sun lounger to go in the pool and forgetting that the tiles/path around the pool will be like walking on lava!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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