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Wrote a poem today and thought I would share it with you all.

It's inspired by real life events and Pam Ayres' early work.

Hipster at the tip

This afternoon

I saw a hipster at the tip

How out of place he looked

With his horn-rimmed glasses

And his neo-quiff

And his drainpipes with turn-ups

As he threw away a toilet seat

And an Aiwa midi system

How out of place

Does anyone know if Radio 4 accept unsolicited submissions?

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Cant do poetry, it comes out as sheer filth

Daisy lay as daisy lay

legs aspread upon the hay

she wasn't gay but what the hey

I licked her out anyway

See the moon, full and bright

let us get in a massive fight and prove who is the mr right

we fight for our right, territory or face

then upon victory we gain a lady in lace

and hump her like its a big old race

who shall come first her or me

i thought it was me but fuck me it was pee

Yeh anyway until i read some poetry books it wont improve :laughing:

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Looked affa like you then. Hard to believe that two different people could have the same haircut/dress sense/glasses.

it's funny watching you try to be relevant.

As a matter of fact, I was just passing by, thought "shit thread", I have nothing to do with quiffs or throwing away toilet seats. Can I go now?

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Once upon a time in internet land

Two brave men with keyboards in hand

Did bicker and squabble with words meant to scathe

Whilst others looked on with a cursory gaze

'You're old' no Im not, 'you're a pseudo hipster' is that all you've got?

When it doth end, the two will befriend

And go back to slagging shutterspeed instead

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Once upon a time in internet land

Two brave men with keyboards in hand

Did bicker and squabble with words meant to scathe

Whilst others looked on with a cursory gaze

'You're old' no Im not, 'you're a pseudo hipster' is that all you've got?

When it doth end, the two will befriend

And go back to slagging shutterspeed instead

Winner winner chicken dinner

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Once upon a time in internet land

Two brave men with keyboards in hand

Did bicker and squabble with words meant to scathe

Whilst others looked on with a cursory gaze

'You're old' no Im not, 'you're a pseudo hipster' is that all you've got?

When it doth end, the two will befriend

And go back to slagging shutterspeed instead

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I remember coming across it once before and enjoying it.

Oo-er.

In all seriousness I found the sight of the trendy hipster at the tip highly comical and was inspired to write poetry for the first time ever. I was pleased with the results even if it offended the wider hipster community.

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