Jump to content
aberdeen-music

Confessions


ca_gere

Recommended Posts

Pretty sure I managed to crack one off to her when she was on the big breakfast. She was no Kelly or Denise, but fuck it.

 

Difficulty level Johnny Vaughan.

 

There was a thread on another forum I visit about lame things you masturbated to as a teengaer. Late night French films on Channel 4 / the Kays catalogue / RTL2 etc.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You've had your surname for presumably your whole life so far, and you've never heard an 'Officer's Mess' joke?

 

"My name's Smoketoomuch. Mr Smoketoomuch"

"Well you'd better cut down then!"

"I'm sorry?"

 

You kind of zone out with them after a while

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Grant Stott is all over Edinburgh. It's mental, this is the one place where people actually know who he is. He's a total celebrity, which is pretty hilarious to everyone who comes here from all other places in Scotland.

 

Salt and sauce, Grant Stott and the weird boner for rugby that Edinburgh has are the three things that stop me considering this place home.

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 4 months later...
  • 3 weeks later...
  • 5 months later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...