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Guest davetherave

A hearse once pulled out in front of me at a roundabout, so I honked my displeasure and then watched as the funeral procession followed on behind! Oops :oops:

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At a festival many years ago, I woke up in a lassies tent after a night of unbridled passion (and much cider)! She was awake next to me and looking very embarrased and upset, I noticed a smell of piss, but saying nothing about that I asked what was wrong? She apologized and said it must have been the cider that made her piss the sleeping bags we were lying on. I told her not to worry about it, gave her a hug and went off to find my own tent.

What I didnt mention to her was that it was me that had pissed myself in my sleep! I'd woken up before her and arranged the sleeping bags so that she was in the urine soaked parts!

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At a festival many years ago, I woke up in a lassies tent after a night of unbridled passion (and much cider)! She was awake next to me and looking very embarrased and upset, I noticed a smell of piss, but saying nothing about that I asked what was wrong? She apologized and said it must have been the cider that made her piss the sleeping bags we were lying on. I told her not to worry about it, gave her a hug and went off to find my own tent.

What I didnt mention to her was that it was me that had pissed myself in my sleep! I'd woken up before her and arranged the sleeping bags so that she was in the urine soaked parts!

:devil:

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