davidm Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 THE LEMON TREE LOUNGE : Productions : Doug StanhopeBrutal, shambolic, savage and unpredictable, American comedian Doug Stanhope has been on the road for 21 years and is widely regarded as carrying the torch for American stand-up that was once held by Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks.He is the stuff of legend an unsettling, uninhibited, incendiary no-holds-barred comedian who displays scant respect for any personal, moral, social or sexual boundaries. He is a raging, vitriolic, viciously coruscating critic of the stupidity of our social and political systems and the moronic saps who sustain it.Most of all he is very, very funny, a vicious, uncompromising, messy genius.Doug's material ranges from true-life graphic perversion to volatile social criticism. He is vulgar, opinionated, brutally honest and shockingly uninhibited. He's had TV appearances, released four DVDs, headlined the Reading and Leeds Festivals and has sold out tours all over North America and Europe.7th April19...if this doesn't sell out I will forever turn my back on Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Teabags will be pure spaffing his punts about this one.I'll be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Tebags won't make it I texted him when I saw the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I would be filling paddling pools with spunk over this...but...I'M IN FUCKING DUBAI FROM THE 3RD TO THE 13TH!!There is no happy here. There is no justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Damn. I'm away for this too. And that's why I drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Yes yes yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 This is beyond fucking shit.Might try make it to Glasgow on march 22nd instead. I need to see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 This is beyond fucking shit.Might try make it to Glasgow on march 22nd instead. I need to see him.Know how I know you're gay?You'd travel to a different city to spend an evening with a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Know how I know you're gay?You'd travel to a different city to spend an evening with a man.Know how I know you're gay?Cos I watched a video of you sucking off a pensioner and then letting him fuck you up the arse. All with a smile on your face and a nice reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Know how I know you're gay?Cos I watched a video of you sucking off a pensioner and then letting him fuck you up the arse. All with a smile on your face and a nice reach around.Doesn't watching the video make you gay too?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 No, cos I cried and tried to look away, but he'd put my head in a vice and toothpicks in my eyelids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I never thought he'd play Aberdeen, so I'm delighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Ticket bought. 21 though. Yikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Ticket bought. 21 though. Yikes.Yeah the ticket price almost put me off........almost.Plus 75p to post it to my house!! Yeah ok I could have went to pick them up but I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckula Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Stanhope was 25 the last time I saw him in London. More than worth it for a comedian of his worth though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Going to see him in Glasgow next month, and now in Aberdeen too. Delighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 im going to endeavour to go to glasgow to see him. though aberdeen would have been awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Tickets bought. This, people, will be fucking immense. Go and check out his version of the Aristocrats joke on youtube. Disturbing and very, very funny. And I'm a social worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Tickets bought. This, people, will be fucking immense. Go and check out his version of the Aristocrats joke on youtube. Disturbing and very, very funny. And I'm a social worker.Yes! Also check out this great film: The Aristocrats [DVD] [2005]: Amazon.co.uk: Whoopi Goldberg, Steven Banks, Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Hank Azaria, Shelley Berman, Carrie Fisher, Eric Idle, Hugh Hefner, Paul Provenza, Penn Jillette: DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Does anyone know of anybody with a spare ticket to this? My idiot-friend didn't heed my warning about this selling out and left it too late to get a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 He was fucking phenomenal on Tuesday in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 He was fucking phenomenal on Tuesday in Glasgow.QFT. Absolutely outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckula Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 He was great in glasgow, I think he was a bit off initially due to the size of the venue. Shouldn't be a problem with the lemon tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.skene Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Ticket Please.I had a 2 tickets laid aside at the Lemon Tree which they cancelled without telling me and I would like to know if anyone has any spare or can`t go etc. 07546207075. david Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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