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Lapsus Linguae reduce you to a demographic statistic!


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Dear visitors,

As you may know we Lapsus Linguae are setting up a record label to release our forthcoming album This is Puberty. But the no-good mooks at the bank want to see statistics, which is where you come in.

REGISTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND COMPLETE THIS QUICK, EASY WEB SURVEY AND LAPSUS LINGUAE WILL

  • SLEEP WITH YOU!*
  • GIVE YOU A MILLION POUNDS!!**

AND THATS NOT ALL!

YOU WILL RECEIVE A SECRET WEBSITE ADDRESS AND PASSWORD SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO OR DOWNLOAD:

  • NEVER HEARD BEFORE DEMOS OF TRACKS FROM THE FORTHCOMING GINEZ BUKOV RECORDS (GEDDIT?!) ALBUM THIS IS PUBERTY!
  • TRACKS FROM THE ALBUM ITSELF, AHEAD OF THE RELEASE DATE!

AND (we know what youre thinking folks Is there no end to this bands generosity?)

YOU WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE ENTITLING YOU TO:

  • A FREE BADGE FROM OUR NEWLY EXPANDED RANGE! (Redeemable at any Lapsus Linguae show; no purchase necessary)
  • FREE ENTRY TO SELECTED GLASGOW AND LONDON SHOWS! (dates and venues TBC)

Unless youre some kind of nut, youre on this list because you like the band and you want us to hurry the hell up and release some new songs for Gods sake! Well now you can help make that happen whilst simultaneously receiving FREE STUFF!

Click here to complete the survey!

Link above doesn't work? Copy and paste the next line into your browser..

http://www.ginezbukov.com/phpsurveyor/index.php?sid=1

If you are already on our mailing list you will have been sent an invitation email directly, you do not need to register twice! Check your email account soon..

Dont delay, submit today and get your FREE SEX* FREE MONEY** EXCLUSIVE FREE MUSIC, FREE BADGE AND FREE CONCERT ENTRY!

No postage necessary! Its quick! Its simple! Its market research!

*promise redeemable at individual band members discretion

**payable in monopoly money no earlier than 1st January 2011

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We tell no lies! the exclusive mp3s of new material will be available soon - and only to people who complete the survey!

ilet me draw your attention to the small print:

*promise redeemable at individual band members discretion

**payable in monopoly money no earlier than 1st January 201

but thanks for the complimentaries anyway

love lapsus linguae

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