Shaki Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I've seen guys wearing the kilt... and it just makes it look f*cking stupid.....I kinda agree with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 fuck you braveheart.LOL..... don't get me started on THAT joke film !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I kinda agree with that.....well some people don't like em'.... that's true enough (bagpipes also)but they tend to be just heathens..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I thought 'pan out of events' was some obscure bagpipe pun (pan-pipes?) I saw the bagpipe guy the other day, but scuttled past before he opened fire. I didn't know he was using an i-pod.You should write a compundium of your best jokes. I'd buy it, even if you do clearly have OCD (Obsessive Compunsive Disorder). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Bagpipes and sheet music.......learn the fucking tunes ya prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 LOL..... don't get me started on THAT joke film !!Braveheart is probably my favourite of Mel Gibsons' documentaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 You should write a compundium of your best jokes. I'd buy it, even if you do clearly have OCD (Obsessive Compunsive Disorder).I'll get treatment....(punicillin probably).I'm not a kilt or bagpipes fan.....never heard any bagpipe playing I liked, although I'm sure someone somewhere will be doing something unusual with them (not the Red Hot chili Pipers!). The nearest to acceptable usage of them I've found is this guy... I admit to having a chanter at home, but rarely use it....howvwer, if anyone has a terminally-ill (or even dead) set of pipes they don't want then I'll attempt to loop the racket they make at the next Matricarians gig.Fortunately I don't have a kilt.....although my sister used to wear tartan 'trews' in the early 1960s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 What ya "err"-ing at Jan....what I'm saying is very valid...too many times (at things like weddings) I've seen guys wearing the kilt far below the knee, couple that, with hose/socks pulled up too high too.... and it just makes it look f*cking stupid.....the bottom of the kilt should just come to the knee when you kneel down (keeping thighs straight)and.... You just don't wear a belt with a Prince Charlie/waistcoat outfit...its evening wear ffs !!!....but kilt hire places seem to supply them for some reason ???? Duh!!!and..... I wish they'd teach folk how to tie Ghillie laces !!! ...there is more....but I'll leave it at that for now !rant over !You care waaay too much about how a man is meant to wear a skirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heard this guy yesterday. Fuck me he is terrible I've edited the thread title from "Rouge Piper" to "Rogue Piper" as it was annoying me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 You care waaay too much about how a man is meant to wear a kilt.fixed.....but, yeah you're probably right Phil !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Speaking of shite busking, I got to experience a busker I hadn't seen before on Saturday, parked outside Sainsburys between St Nicks and Bon Accord, strumming a severely out of tune guitar with strings missing. She wasn't fretting. Just strumming it openly. It was hideous. I filmed a bit of it on my phone. She breaks a string during the recording, and leaps off her stool with fright. If I can find out how to get it off my phone, I will share it with the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Remember the mime lady outside Marks and Spencers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Aww, that was the best bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 rouge piper sounded like a name for a lower end red wine, i saw that hog had posted and assumed that must be the case:up:i heard him the other day, same scenario.....no headphones with me. its pretty poor. not as bad as the accordion player that hangs outside waterstones/peckhams mid-union street. i can hear him from my desk when he sits outside peckhams and he plays the same two bloody songs all day. he used to have a speaker but it was either nicked, broken or he got told not to use it anymore as he's stopped using it. which is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I honestly thought the guy was wearing rouge on his cheeks to look more cheery/cartoony scot-like.(no joke). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Then he would have rouged the tip of his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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