Johnny Mac Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 As was mentioned, beer and cinema do not mix.... I'd be pishing every 20 minutes.The bladder of a fly.I remember going to see the Lord of the Rings after a staff meal out in the afternoon years ago, and several pints. Good job I'd read the book as I was out every 20mins.Broken seal = disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I have the bladder of a fly. I got drunk in the moorings then had a couple of bottles of Lone Star in the cinema when I went to see Inception. Didn't piss once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Well, you are just better than me obviously. Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I have the bladder of a fly. I got drunk in the moorings then had a couple of bottles of Lone Star in the cinema when I went to see Inception. Didn't piss once.Sure you didn't piss in someone's bag or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Nope. I was expecting to piss. But I just didn't. I pissed at the end.What a fucking shit post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Crabcore?I think they do actually do screenings on a Saturday night where no one under 18 is allowed in or something?Nah...I've remembered now....it was 'Screamo' It should be no one under 48, I'm with the 'weak bladders would ruin the film experience' guys on this.Appropriate films...'Enemy of the prostate''Piss of the Spiderwoman''Urine the navy now''The Bladder Meinhof Complex''Piddle men''Waterworks World''Bursting' (a Swiss film apparently) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm with the 'weak bladders would ruin the film experience' guys on this.Appropriate films...'Enemy of the prostate''Piss of the Spiderwoman''Urine the navy now''The Bladder Meinhof Complex''Piddle men''Waterworks World''Bursting' (a Swiss film apparently)9 and a 1/2 LeaksSeeping With The EnemyFatal A-Tract-ionHose Eating Gilbert Grape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 'Enemy of the prostate'Surely it should be "Enema of the Prostate"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Please. Not another pun thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Please. Not another pun thread.That's a little rum, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Please. Not another pun thread.Dry white wine your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Teabags, you're being a right whisky sour faced bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Bigsby, your punctuation is fucking excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Bigsby, your punctuation is fucking excellent.Brings to mind this cheesy classic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Is that one of those songs you just play once a month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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