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Tila Tequila attacked at the 'Gathering Of The Juggalos'

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...is the lamest thread title ever posted on this site. No more an idiotic subject matter than arguing if Travis Barker is a 'decent drummer' or not though.

Summary: 'Myspace celebrity' and occasional soft porn star performs at musical event organised for retarded subhuman backyard-wrestling fans hosted by the musical equivelant of someone sticking their finger up their own arsehole and making you sniff it - the Insane Clown Posse

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- Is warned about potential attacks from ICP fans.

- Decides to play regardless, partially nude (nsfw)

- Is pelted with rocks, bottles and human shit.

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Tila Tequila: Insane Clown Posse fans tried to kill me at concert

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Yeah, I heard about this. What utter dicks.

EDIT: and she was topless? Why on earth would you want attack her?! Out of utter joy?!

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Yeah, I heard about this. What utter dicks.

EDIT: and she was topless? Why on earth would you want attack her?! Out of utter joy?!

I'm not sure even Juggalos would feel joy at seeing the tits on that creepy troll creature.

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Yeah, I heard about this. What utter dicks.

EDIT: and she was topless? Why on earth would you want attack her?! Out of utter joy?!

Perhaps egging her on to put some clothes back on, since she's a little bit hideous.

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Perhaps egging her on to put some clothes back on, since she's a little bit hideous.

On second thoughts, yes. But still. Better than... I don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Bloody Juggalos.

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...is the lamest thread title ever posted on this site. No more an idiotic subject matter than arguing if Travis Barker is a 'decent drummer' or not though.

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hahahahahahhaha

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On second thoughts, yes. But still. Better than... I don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Bloody Juggalos.

If the attacks were because she outright refused to put her clothes back on, then I respect that. I've always had this great, but costly idea, of calling Babestation, and telling them to get dressed. One day, I'll do it.

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If the attacks were because she outright refused to put her clothes back on, then I respect that. I've always had this great, but costly idea, of calling Babestation, and telling them to get dressed. One day, I'll do it.

Considering they were chanting "SHOW YOUR TITS" earlier, I doubt it. I guess she thought they would calm the crowd down when not even Tom Green could manage to. NOT EVEN TOM GREEN.

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If the attacks were because she outright refused to put her clothes back on, then I respect that. I've always had this great, but costly idea, of calling Babestation, and telling them to get dressed. One day, I'll do it.

I've always been tempted to phone them and bore them, with stories about history, or what I ate for tea, just to see where they'd go with it.

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I've always been tempted to phone them and bore them, with stories about history, or what I ate for tea, just to see where they'd go with it.

I don't think it'd be enough. I'm sure they could spin that History gets them hot, or that they fantasize about Fish Fingers chips and beans all day long.

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If the attacks were because she outright refused to put her clothes back on, then I respect that. I've always had this great, but costly idea, of calling Babestation, and telling them to get dressed. One day, I'll do it.

chi666 is known to call up babestation on speakerphone when we've had a few drinks.

my favourite was this

chi: "arite"

slag on telly (slag from here on): awe-wite daaaarlin', wots your name?

chi "danny."

slag "you what?!"

chi "danny"

slag: "its what mate?"

chi "......danny"

slag "....barry?"

chi ".......aye"

slag "all right barry, how are you tonight"

chi "arite, dae's a favour? tell your mate she's an ugly bastard"

at this point he hung up and the delay between the phone and the tv mean we all looked up just in time to see her reaction which was priceless.

she left the screen shortly after. seeing it in print does the actual comic value no justice but i reccomend it. it's worth the 7.50 for 80 seconds of entertainment

ICP are lovable characters. juggalos are a wee bit mental.

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ICP are lovable characters. juggalos are a wee bit mental.

The consensus on another forum I post on is that the fat ICP gets it, but the thin one is as dumb as hammers. The fat one was probably responsible for the line 'I eat Monopoly and shit Connect 4' in one of their songs which is in my top three lyrics ever even though I've never heard the song. How could it not be?

Fucking magnets...

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The consensus on another forum I post on is that the fat ICP gets it, but the thin one is as dumb as hammers. The fat one was probably responsible for the line 'I eat Monopoly and shit Connect 4' in one of their songs which is in my top three lyrics ever even though I've never heard the song. How could it not be?

Fucking magnets...

However it was the fat one who had the "visions" which lead to their whole weird semi-Christian Dark Carnival cult nonsense.

Dark Carnival (Insane Clown Posse) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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The consensus on another forum I post on is that the fat ICP gets it, but the thin one is as dumb as hammers. The fat one was probably responsible for the line 'I eat Monopoly and shit Connect 4' in one of their songs which is in my top three lyrics ever even though I've never heard the song. How could it not be?

Fucking magnets...

i was just about to say "MUTHA FUCKIN MAGNETS... HOW DO THEY WORK?!"

that was my answer to every single question i was asked for 48 hours.

for anyone that doesnt know, take this in. bask in it.:

where did it all go wrong? oh yeah, album number 6. when they came out as christians and the dark carnival had been a really, really bad metaphor for god and heaven for all those years.

i fail to see how tracks like "chicken hunting" or "BITCHES" could be about the almighty creator?

where did you get that pic btw? caked it.

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i was just about to say "MUTHA FUCKIN MAGNETS... HOW DO THEY WORK?!"

that was my answer to every single question i was asked for 48 hours.

for anyone that doesnt know, take this in. bask in it.:

where did it all go wrong? oh yeah, album number 6. when they came out as christians and the dark carnival had been a really, really bad metaphor for god and heaven for all those years.

i fail to see how tracks like "chicken hunting" or "BITCHES" could be about the almighty creator?

where did you get that pic btw? caked it.

Bitches used to make me laugh like a drain. Okay the first ten seconds did. When I say 'did' I mean right now when I looked the song up again on Youtube.

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Bitches used to make me laugh like a drain. Okay the first ten seconds did. When I say 'did' I mean right now when I looked the song up again on Youtube.

i hate to say it but ICP are my guilty pleasure.

well, before all the religious unpleasantness

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I can't stand ICP and the fact that some people put them and Gravediggaz in the same "genre" of music. ICP are a joke. Gravediggaz are hip hop. kthx.

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