Teabags Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Does anyone else hate these cunts? What the fuck was that?Could all these people please just...die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was waiting for a pipe bomb to go off at the end. It didn't. Very dissappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I skipped bits because ... Well I enjoy life. So art now involves getting yourself off on tinned spaghetti,letting it drip onto the floor. Fuck me I feel sorry for people who are studying at grays. Lots of tinned raviolli getting smeared into fannies by fannies. .I was kinda hoping for someone to just flip out at the start and go a bit "Falling Down". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I can't watch it because youtube changed all the logins over to Google logins, and I have so many google accounts I can't remember which one I associated it with.FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Heres the thick and thinn of it.A young performance artist rubs a mixture of dirt and SpaghettiOs all over her shirt, recites phonetic gibberish, cuts a hole in the crotch of her pants, urinates on the floor, cleans it up with her dirty shirt, and leaves. Crowd of hipsters all clap.I die a little inside.EDIT: Oh, and she's got no tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I lived next door to a hipster last year in halls. She once took a photo of a puddle of piss her friend had just created in an alleyway to post on her online photo-journal because she "liked the contrast and the compostion". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I lived next door to a hipster last year in halls. She once took a photo of a puddle of piss her friend had just created in an alleyway to post on her online photo-journal because she "liked the contrast and the compostion".A real piss artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I'm convinced there's a couple of faces in the audience that are smirking, thinking "what the fuck is she doing?" Surely? I thought it was a wind up to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 OK the time it took to be able to access that is probably equal to the amount of irritation I feel having watched it. I think it says a lot that she seems almost incapable of using a device as simple as a tin opener.Why was she talking like The Man From Another Place in 'Twin Peaks'?Check out the Asian dude at the front straining to get low enough to catch a peak of her junk as she cuts the crotch of her leggings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 You can tell she was bullied as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 "Yeeea Art!"That was pretty fucked up. She should have practiced opening cans a bit more first...maybe she ran out of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free tibet Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 "GG Allin is disappointed in you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 She really dug them in there didn't she? Next time maybe she can try for a fist. Really get artful with stretching her dirty little spunk bubble. Or maybe next time she can poop. There's an idea.In fairness I think a lot of the crowd thought it was total shit but clapped anyway because they felt sorry for her not being able to open a can and for humiliating herself in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 There is one of the photographers in the back of the crowd trying not to piss himself laughing. I must be a hipster because I piss everywhere and I feel it's an expression of a post apocalyptic Christian Carnival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Heres the thick and thinn of it.A young performance artist rubs a mixture of dirt and SpaghettiOs all over her shirt, recites phonetic gibberish, cuts a hole in the crotch of her pants, urinates on the floor, cleans it up with her dirty shirt, and leaves. Crowd of hipsters all clap.I die a little inside.EDIT: Oh, and she's got no tits.Still can't see it, can't be fucked jumping through Googles hoops.Presume this is work safe yeah? You guys would tell me if it wasn't, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Still can't see it, can't be fucked jumping through Googles hoops.Presume this is work safe yeah? You guys would tell me if it wasn't, right?It's work safe if you work at Vice. Or if your boss is cool with girl's rubbing muck into their tuppence while pissing everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 You canna see her fanny in it if that's what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 at thing wi the demin jacket and blonde bob would get doupedmade a thumbnail incase anyone missed itOh HEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 no8characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Fuck you, Teabags - You just ruined my life!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Performance art isn't really my bag anyway, but, what was that? If I hated myself enough to watch it again I'd try and figure out what she was spelling, to maybe see if it makes any sense, at all, but I don't hate myself that much, so I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Well I think we learned a lot today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Fuck you, Teabags - You just ruined my life!!!!!Was that your girlfriend? Tough break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I want friends that put spaghetti in their vag, and friends that clap at people putting spaghetti in their vag. There are no hipsters in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 You're all hipsters and fascists. I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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