Alan Cynic Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I fell out because of the weight of my 'member'...it's a real 'Buce-phallus'.(Regret at above sentence is instant) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I actually saw this guy. I tried to get his attention, but I had a sore throat. I was really hoarse. I even found out his last name, but it was really generic. Black? Smith? Could be anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 The puns seem to have stalled; thought it might have gone farrier, bit they seem to have been reined in - it's a cinch that Alan whinny be able to restrain himself from saddling us with mare.(sorry for the repeats..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I can't think of any more that aren't lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 The ultimate put-down then!Is he standing outside the Community Centaur?(Sorry 'bout that half-assed joke). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 it'll be donkeys years before i can think of another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I've got hee-haw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 If you go further down the street and zoom in on him you can see him with his back to the camera and the mask in his hand, then go a bit closer and can see him putting the mask on. Y'know, just in case anyone thought he was actually a half man half horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 i can imagine you being a right nag after a few beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I'm a fun guy, mane-ly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 we'd need a show of hands to determine the validity of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I've just about had my fill-y of your neigh-saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Ee, yo're on your high horse! You need taking down a peg(asus) or two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I don't mean to nag, but this thread is bad pun centaur-al. I can't handle any mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 If you go further down the street and zoom in on him you can see him with his back to the camera and the mask in his hand, then go a bit closer and can see him putting the mask on. Y'know, just in case anyone thought he was actually a half man half horse.Not a full time horse then? Must just be a hobby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Somebody call a STURGEON! I've split my sides with all these puns in one PLAICE! I've HADDOCK up to here!(Did I do it right?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Somebody call a STURGEON! I've split my sides with all these puns in one PLAICE! I've HADDOCK up to here!(Did I do it right?)Nevermind all those fish... did you seahorseboy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Nevermind all those fish... did you seahorseboy?This is quite simply a masterstroke of punning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 So how are they getting on with Finding Neighmo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Now I don't know whether to go horsey or fishy....so how's about your top 5 Horse and Fish songs??Horsey 5Patti Smith 'Horses'Fathers Ted & Dougal 'My beautiful horse' (Divine Comedy)Stones 'Wild horses'Theme from 'Champion the Wonder horse'Bob Dylan 'New pony'(vaguely) Fishy 5Syd Barrett 'Terrapin' (or octopus)Andy Roberts 'One armed boatman and the giant squid'Roy Harper 'Goldfish'Kevin Ayers 'The oyster & the flying fish'Taj Mahal 'Fishing Blues' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Gwar - Fishfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 There really can be no question as to the greatest horse related song - Chestnut Mare by The Byrds.If you haven't heard it go listen now. Classic lyrics about a man's love for his horse "And we'll be friends for life/just like a wife".YouTube - The Byrds - Chestnut Mare (Remastered)As for the other positions I'll go forBeer For My Horses - Willie Nelson and Toby KeithPony Boy - Bruce SpringsteenBack In The Saddle Again - Gene AutryThe Tennessee Stud - Johnny CashAnd for fish:Dolphin's Smile - The Byrds (again, and yes I know it's a mammal)Octopus's Garden - The BeatlesThe Fish and The Bird - Mark KnopflerRock Lobster - The B52sCatfish - Bob Dylan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woolies Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Evening Express really has outdone itself covering this whole story. The video in particular is tremendous.Video: Horsegirl joins search for Aberdeens Horseboy - Evening Express Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 The evening express should die. What an abysmal story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Evening Express really has outdone itself covering this whole story. The video in particular is tremendous.Video: Horsegirl joins search for Aberdeens Horseboy - Evening ExpressIs it wrong that I find Horsegirl hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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