paranoid Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 There are rumours that he hung himself, so i hope he was expecting it.Pish, rumours is the key point here, you are not helping matters by spreading them further.Slipknot - Autopsy Fails To Offer Answers For Gray's Death - Contactmusic News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Mick Hucknall related again: apparently The Faces are to reform, but with Mick taking the place of Rod Stewart...I hope you're taking the Mick, and not them.Also, just to clarify, it was my Dads girlfriend, not my Mum. Though she is ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 your dad has indirectly had residue from mick hucknall applied to his genitals and/or mouth.gads min. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I logged onto Chat Roulette for the first time tonight.It's just full of guys masturbating really isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I logged onto Chat Roulette for the first time tonight.It's just full of guys masturbating really isn't it.What's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I hope you're taking the Mick, and not them.Also, just to clarify, it was my Dads girlfriend, not my Mum. Though she is ginger.I'm confused: Mick Hucknall is your father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I'm confused: Mick Hucknall is your father?My Dad is now seeing a woman called Claire, after divorcing my Mum some 4 years ago. She(Claire) when she was 17, or something, took Mick Hucknalls virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 What's the problem?Holy shit that was terrifying. I spent about 10 minutes clicking "Next" and it was just cock after cock after cock. I reckon I saw about 60 different cocks before I just gave up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 My Dad is now seeing a woman called Claire, after divorcing my Mum some 4 years ago. She(Claire) when she was 17, or something, took Mick Hucknalls virginity.Yeah I know. It was meant to be mild, jovial diss as Mick Hucknall is a bizzare chap. Ha ha, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Found out my dad's more of a legend than I thought - after telling me well over a year ago that he really liked the heavy shit-mix CD I left in his car, I started giving him various bands to listen to. After adding Spineshank, Soil and Pantera to his list of new favourite bands, I gave him all four Slipknot albums a couple months ago. When I told him today about Paul Gray, he seemed genuinely disapointed and proceeded to tell me how much he likes the first three albums - and how he loves the fourth album so much it pisses my mum off when in the car unless Snuff or Vermillion Part 2: Bloodstone mix is on. Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Holy shit that was terrifying. I spent about 10 minutes clicking "Next" and it was just cock after cock after cock. I reckon I saw about 60 different cocks before I just gave up.Could've been worse - you could've had your cock out too, hoping to see some tits. Two guys with their cocks out, staring at each other on webcams... (presumably) not pleasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'M fed up of my threads being hijacked by Mick Hucknall's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Holy shit that was terrifying. I spent about 10 minutes clicking "Next" and it was just cock after cock after cock. I reckon I saw about 60 different cocks before I just gave up.Then you realised it was a mirror?Bah-dum-tish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Chatroulette is great. I once saw a chick with a dildo right up her fanny. But she hit Next pretty quick, probably cos I didn't have a camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Found out my dad's more of a legend than I thought - after telling me well over a year ago that he really liked the heavy shit-mix CD I left in his car, I started giving him various bands to listen to. After adding Spineshank, Soil and Pantera to his list of new favourite bands, I gave him all four Slipknot albums a couple months ago. When I told him today about Paul Gray, he seemed genuinely disapointed and proceeded to tell me how much he likes the first three albums - and how he loves the fourth album so much it pisses my mum off when in the car unless Snuff or Vermillion Part 2: Bloodstone mix is on. Hero.So your Dad has the same CD collection now as the mid-teen skateboarders ontop of the St Nicks Centre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Today I learned that Jimmy Nail used to be a member of an 80s Newcastle United soccer hooligan crew called The Benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Could've been worse - you could've had your cock out too, hoping to see some tits. Two guys with their cocks out, staring at each other on webcams... (presumably) not pleasantIt terrifies me that people think that if they just sit in front of a camera with their cock out, some girl will just surf on in and go "Oh my god that's amazing" and start talking dirty to them and stripping. I mean those people must sit there for hours every night, holding their cocks just patiently waiting for a girl who, lets face it, is never going to arrive.I reckon the % of chatroullte users that are horny, lonely ugly guys, against the number of women is about 95% / 5%.I only saw two girls last night and they both clicked off me immediatley, presumably they thought I was going to lull them into a chat in my nice safe brown shirt and then whap my cock out at the first opportunity.Camera wankers ruin it for everyone. I ended up using stickam instead. No wanking there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 If you hit and kill a pheasant with your car you cannot take it home and eat it. If the driver in front of you kills a pheasant with their car you can take it home and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Camera wankers ruin it for everyone.You can blame this guy for bringing it into the mainstream, bloody well ruined everyone's fun. Dirty Den indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 So your Dad has the same CD collection now as the mid-teen skateboarders ontop of the St Nicks Centre?That's just the ones he's picked up out of the box of old CDs in the garage that I haven't had a nostalgic moment and reclaimed. I have some truly awful albums from years ago On the plus side, he's got a fucklad of old vinyls and a turntable-MP3 converter thingy, so can bump some old Hendrix off him. Dirty Den indeed.Don't forgot Phil Michell's dogging incidents - many older couples would stay at home, unaware, intead of ruining it for all the incestual couples out there if it wasn't for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 That's just the ones he's picked up out of the box of old CDs in the garage that I haven't had a nostalgic moment and reclaimed. I have some truly awful albums from years ago On the plus side, he's got a fucklad of old vinyls and a turntable-MP3 converter thingy, so can bump some old Hendrix off him. Or had a genius moment and let him listen to proper heavy bands instead of shite like Spineshank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Spineshank < Proof = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Or had a genius moment and let him listen to proper heavy bands instead of shite like Spineshank.Like I can be arsed raking through a box of CDs which contains shite like the dance compilations I was given as Christmas presents, only to find the few good albums I have on CD, as opposed to my hard drive? Fuck it - he's getting more Pantera... and some Slayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 man, spineshank used to be my jam back in academy haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Something I learned today was.....Don't pump a bird from work, sneak out of her flat in the wee small hours, ignore her texts all day yesterday, then come in this morning and pretend nothing happened. The bruising round my eye should go down in time though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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