Guest idol_wild Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Anyway, I only watch babestation for the articles.This might be my new favourite euphemism. Whether you intended it or not."Nice articles you have there.""Nice suit.""What suit?""TITS OOT!"YEAH! LADDISHNESS!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 This might be my new favourite euphemism. Whether you intended it or not.Aye wasn't intended, back in the day when we had to depend on jazz mags nicked from dads or brothers or found down at the railway line the naughty pics and stories were interspersed with "articles" on classic cars and the like, Playboy in particular you would have folk claiming they only bought it for the articles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 That you can pay bits off your credit card during the month. I thought you could only pay off at the end of each month.To put this into perspective, I'm 26 and have had a credit card for 5 years and I just figured this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I found out (from telly) that a Pilchard and a Sardine are the same thing.I just assumed they were different types of horrible fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Your brain can hold the equivalent of 2.5 Petabytes of raw information (approx. 2500TB)How is that even possible to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Spaghetti Carbonara got it's name because it was invented by Italian coalminers (hence, "carbone" Italian word for coal) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 The first product to have a barcode was wrigleys chewing gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 You get to speak to them on the phone though, right? And they do what you say, as long as it's shaking their arse or performing oral sex hand gestures.I've always wanted to phone them up and purposefully bore them/tell them about something really sad just for a laugh. Then I realise I get enough of that with girls without trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I've always wanted to phone them up and purposefully bore them/tell them about something really sad just for a laugh. Then I realise I get enough of that with girls without trying.One of my pals actually tried something like this but got hung up on when he asked to speak to the girl's supervisor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Spaghetti Carbonara got it's name because it was invented by Italian coalminers (hence, "carbone" Italian word for coal)Benito carbone... Benny CoalRoberto Di mateo... Bob MatthewsGuillermo del toro... Billy BullEverything sounds better in foreign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Benito carbone... Benny CoalRoberto Di mateo... Bob MatthewsGuillermo del toro... Billy BullEverything sounds better in foreignVoglio toccare e baciare la vostra vagina.Too true, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Voglio toccare e baciare la vostra vagina.Too true, mate.I don't know Italian but i'm guessing that's'see's a swatch o' yer fanny'Nice, real nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I don't know Italian but i'm guessing that's'see's a swatch o' yer fanny'Nice, real nice.No....... he wants to touch and kiss your vagina !(steady guys, steady !!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Benito carbone... Benny CoalRoberto Di mateo... Bob MatthewsGuillermo del toro... Billy BullEverything sounds better in foreignLuis Boa Morte...Luis Good Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Jos Luis Chilavert has scored more international goals than Emile Heskey.Chilavert - 8 in 74Heskey - 7 in 62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Re greeting cards, by Nefarious C: Tends to be we discuss it in codes first. I.e, an average sized card would be a code 50, a large novelty one a code 150. We deal in gross's, and the cards aren't bracketed by individual brand but primarily by a larger category, i.e Sympathy, female trad, male cute, across the miles, juvenile cute christmas, year cards etc. Little Britain cards would be Adult Birthday Humorous (and whatever age) in general, although it seems that Simpsons and Disney cards are referred to by their brand names and by and large, and them only (I don't know why).Was that as interesting as you'd hoped? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Tinie Tempah's real name is Patrick and not, as suspected, Tinethy Tempah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Unclaimed Baggage Center Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Unclaimed Baggage CenterThat link reminded me of this place in Montrose. Obviously not the same but I wonder if there are any decent finds to be had. Apparently there is an unopened can of old school Tennents lager with the blue can and picture of a scantily clad tart with big tits on the side. Probably tastes the same and all.Steptoes Yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Did you find this through that cracked article today?Yes i did John good spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 That link reminded me of this place in Montrose. Obviously not the same but I wonder if there are any decent finds to be had. Apparently there is an unopened can of old school Tennents lager with the blue can and picture of a scantily clad tart with big tits on the side. Probably tastes the same and all.Steptoes YardBoom! Tennent's Lager Lovelies Archive More lager lovelies than you can shake a spunky cock at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Well i was on it earlier and thought it was hella coincidence.I thought the same thing. It's all rathen's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 You can go to auctions for lost luggage in the UK as well, but I'm sure I read that they go through it and take out all the electrical goods first, and you bid on the cases without seeing the contents. So chances are you're going to end up paying for a big case of somebody dirty holiday clothes.EDIT - Lost Luggage Auctions - Government Auction Sales - Police Auctions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 So chances are you're going to end up paying for a big case of somebody dirty holiday clothes.*fap fap fap*xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 You can go to auctions for lost luggage in the UK as well, but I'm sure I read that they go through it and take out all the electrical goods first, and you bid on the cases without seeing the contents. So chances are you're going to end up paying for a big case of somebody dirty holiday clothes.EDIT - Lost Luggage Auctions - Government Auction Sales - Police AuctionsAlso, post #11,111.How does it feel?Is it good?I bet it's good..xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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