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The stupidest, shittiest music videos ever made

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You just have to watch this. And then you have to explain to me what is going on, because I just can't piece it together. I need your help. Then you can post your favourites.

Good grief.

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You just have to watch this. And then you have to explain to me what is going on, because I just can't piece it together. I need your help. Then you can post your favourites.

Good grief.

It's jst total bant3r 4 tha MEGALOLZ, yeah tho?

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Also, I know I posted this in another thread a couple of weeks ago, but everyone needs to watch this bloody thing:-

The lyrics are bad enough ("fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!") but the video "blows my brains," as ICP themselves might say. Two fat bastard middle-aged guys in clown make-up grooving all over the place is pretty ridiculous in the first place, but what's going on with that tower? The honking CGI? The "gangster" posturing by the skinnier bloke? The kids? The bit where he's rapping from between his wife's legs? Fuck me, this video is a vortex of complete and utter toot. The best bit is at 1:30 when the fat dude looks off into the distance, contemplating the poignancy of his philosophical lyrics.

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The above is stupid, shitty, and FUCKING INCREDIBLE at the same time.

YES! Incredible.

Here's another.

Huge guy smacks his missis to bits, through a soundtrack of chuggy hardcore shite.

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I'll resist the temptation to post Attack Attack, Brokencyde, Paige etc and content myself with

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Also, I know I posted this in another thread a couple of weeks ago, but everyone needs to watch this bloody thing:-

The lyrics are bad enough ("fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!") but the video "blows my brains," as ICP themselves might say. Two fat bastard middle-aged guys in clown make-up grooving all over the place is pretty ridiculous in the first place, but what's going on with that tower? The honking CGI? The "gangster" posturing by the skinnier bloke? The kids? The bit where he's rapping from between his wife's legs? Fuck me, this video is a vortex of complete and utter toot. The best bit is at 1:30 when the fat dude looks off into the distance, contemplating the poignancy of his philosophical lyrics.

Holy fuck. I'd heard about this song, but I never thought the lyrics would be that stupid. "I fed a fish to a pelican in 'frisco bay, it tried to steal my cellphone and ran away." Now, how is that in anyway a miracle?

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The above is stupid, shitty, and FUCKING INCREDIBLE at the same time.

Looks like a team of black metal chartered surveyors doing a valuation on a castle. A bit worrying that you need to be able to breathe fire to see and an enormous cape to keep warm. Bit of a fixer upper. Extensive garden mind.

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I'll resist the temptation to post Attack Attack, Brokencyde, Paige etc and content myself with

Best comment on this video is:

"i hated rap...and now i hate white people.?"

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YES! Incredible.

Here's another.

Huge guy smacks his missis to bits, through a soundtrack of chuggy hardcore shite.

Fucking hell. When he keeps chucking the broom at his bitch you know he is pissed. Haha

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I liked the don broco, made me laff.

Anyway, iv posted this before, but it needs brought up again in this thread

YouTube - BANGS Take U To Da Movies : [Official Video]

My favorite element of the video is the pictures of the merits of hip hop culture, like money cars and jewelery in the background.

Yuuuh ma g-boy f'sho!!

Check out ma boys new video " my special girl ".

Dat bitch is ugly.

He is seriously the hip hop equivalent to $hitterspeed.

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I liked the don broco, made me laff.

Anyway, iv posted this before, but it needs brought up again in this thread

YouTube - BANGS Take U To Da Movies : [Official Video]

My favorite element of the video is the pictures of the merits of hip hop culture, like money cars and jewelery in the background.

That song makes too much use of the word "movie".

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I take it back. Bangs is the hip hop equivalent of cancer. I'd happily run many marathons to raise in support of getting a cure for this.

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The Blackout Crew are clever retarded. I like the second comment down on that... "looks like an advert for knife crime".

Beautiful

The Don Broco one, the song and video is just a complete piss take

Exactly. I didn't like the song but the video was alright.

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Sounds like the above post is out of Jealousy! Jumanji's video's are damn funny! Here is my contribution -

(German Metal at it's best/worst)

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