Oedo 808 Posted May 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 How did Robert's date go?I didn't have a girl in mind, it was a theoretical question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I didn't have a girl in mind, it was a theoretical question.What?! Oh my God, what an incredible let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 What a pointless waste of everyones time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted May 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 What?! Oh my God, what an incredible let down.My thoughts exactly, it's been the only interesting thing on here since the tragi-comedy of John W's ex giving him shit.Resounding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 My thoughts exactly, it's been the only interesting thing on here since the tragi-comedy of John W's ex giving him shit.Resounding Yeah.You're a prick, Robert Knight. I hope you never get a date again, you misleading twunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 First I'd take her shopping to the stores she'd want to shop in. And then we'd doa little lunch, probably at the Cheese Hauf, followed by some golfing.Then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus.Then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach, where I'd pop on the radio and then we could slow dance till the sun came up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Does Aberdeen have one of those pottery shops where you can go and make your own pot? I took a girl to one of those places once and it was probably the best 'date' I've had... D.I.Y ceramics turn girls' panties to teflon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Aberdeen's got a Nandos now, why would anyone think of going someplace else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I would take her to kilau, then across to the Art Centre, depending what was on.In the evening, I'd take her on a magical trip to the moon with my mate's (he's a wizard) pet dragon, where we would eat rainbow sandwiches and dance a midnight dance with the moon elves. Of course, normally this would be a logistical nightmare but I think I could get around it because SHE'S FUCKING IMAGINARY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I don't think anything sums up this site better than a ten page thread of useful suggestions for where to take a hypothetical potential lady friend and debating over her musical tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted May 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I think it's been a good thread. Plenty of ideas for taking someone out in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Aberdeen's got a Nandos now, why would anyone think of going someplace else?In case said imaginary, hypothetical date is a vegetarian. A proper vegetarian, not a kid-on one that reckons chicken is ok for a lentil-head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I hope I never go out with a veggie. Fuck having to piss about with seperate meals at dinner time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I hope I never go out with a veggie. Fuck having to piss about with seperate meals at dinner time.Aye, and probably no chance of a blowy either. Stuff that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 In case said imaginary, hypothetical date is a vegetarian. A proper vegetarian, not a kid-on one that reckons chicken is ok for a lentil-head.Sweetcorn and Cajun spiced chips. Job done.Alternatively - forget about her, it's just not going to work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Aye, and probably no chance of a blowy either. Stuff that.....Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 First date was seeing Knocked Up If only JohnW had gone for this option... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Aberdeen's got a Nandos now, why would anyone think of going someplace else?You could prove how hard you are by getting the hottest sauce on your poultry too. She'll be well impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Then she can have a taste of my hot sauce.Amiright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Free refills too. Go on. Make a joke out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I'll refill her.Amiright? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 I think it's been a good thread. Plenty of ideas for taking someone out in Aberdeen.two to the chest, one to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Then she can have a taste of my hot sauce.Amiright?She told me she wanted to stick to the chicken, because you tasted fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 She told me she wanted to stick to the chicken, because you tasted fowl.Oooh, the oldies are the best!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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