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haha don't worry i didn't think you were. Back on topic, how does taking a girl to a gig for a date go?

yea depends on the gig. in hindsight deadloss superstar probably wasn't the best. having to explain that it's normal for the guitarist to fall of the stage and break his guitar and not to worry isn't always a good start. luckily heather liked them so it was all good!

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Gigs are a bad idea, unless it's a band that you aren't too fussed about. If it's your favourite band, you may end up feeling responsible for her enjoyment or sulk if she thinks they're shit. Which they probably are.

Also; you might get tempted to dance.

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I took the bint to see Slipknot and Machine Head December before last... Doesn't work out so well when she's got uni, so you leave late, get past Stoney before realising you left the tickets at home in Inverurie, in the drawer you keep your porn in. Even worse coming back through Aberdeen during rush hour to meet your dad who retrieved said tickets and meets you in Bucksburn... We got there just after Machine Head left the stage. She was NOT happy!

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I took the bint to see Slipknot and Machine Head December before last... Doesn't work out so well when she's got uni, so you leave late, get past Stoney before realising you left the tickets at home in Inverurie, in the drawer you keep your porn in. Even worse coming back through Aberdeen during rush hour to meet your dad who retrieved said tickets and meets you in Bucksburn... We got there just after Machine Head left the stage. She was NOT happy!

Haha! I was at that gig, MH were mental:headbang:

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The last date I can remember taking to a gig walked out on me half way through the night so I ended up having to sleep with someone I met at the club afterwards.

A gig isn't a good idea for a first date.

At least you finished the night up to your nuts in guts.

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I prefer Books 'n Beans at the moment, but same idea. I think Coffee is a fine date idea as long as it's not one of the big chains.

Take her to Costa at the Union Square and introduce her to Slutbags McGee - great entertainment.

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Ooh... she's finished work in a few hours... Duck and cover for the abuse coming your way. "Fuck right off" would probably be in there, but she'll struggle for a strong starting point now I've said it.

Hahaha you don't have talk some utter shite... our first date wasnt fucking Machine Head/Slipknot anyway you tube, we'd been together a year by then.

First date was seeing Knocked Up, and both looking at each other in horror after seeing a stretched fanny at the end of the film (not mine, the actress'). We didn't talk much but then again that was sort of the point, because when he's nervous he just does NOT shut up.

Oh and order away, just don't order a soya mocha decaf coffee then tell me that the fact there's whole milk in the choc powder isn't a problem because you "just like the taste of soya milk". No matter what coffee shop you're at, you will get silent threats thrown your way. I'm bloody nice to customers, even if I despise them with every inch of my being, I am nice. I even get complimented by our awkward regulars so :p

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See, I used to use Chloroform but had to stop. One time I was hiding in the bush - had all me shit ready. I've got really bad hayfever; started sneezing and got a runny nose, used the wrong hanky and knocked myself out. Woke up covered in tramp's piss. Bloody nightmare.

So follow Alkaline's advice.

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