Lemonade Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Some of these are unbelievable.15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children | Cracked.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 The slide is just....wow. I'm stunned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistersticks Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 hahahahai don't see anything wrong with Pikachu, how else are they supposed to get inside it? his tail end is a lightening rod y'know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 The Wolverine one is the most astonishing for me. How could they not notice that the nozzle was exactly where his cock would be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 hahahahai don't see anything wrong with Pikachu, how else are they supposed to get inside it? his tail end is a lightening rod y'know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 The slide is just....wow. I'm stunned."It's a 20ft cock and balls, man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 The vibrating broomstick is pretty questionable as well. Why the hell did it have to vibrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 mmm... there's something very disturbing in seeing kids appearing out of a japs-eye !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 mmm... there's something very disturbing in seeing kids appearing out of a japs-eye !!Where else do you think they come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Where else do you think they come from?Touche' (but not normally fully-grown though!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 (but not normally fully-grown though!Speak for yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Fuck, won't display on this internet.Well, thanks for letting us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I love this shit. I think the Rafika humping Simba one is the best. Or Pikachu's vagina. It reminds me of the "top 10 toys that will make you gay" video on youtube. Here it is for those who havn't seen it:YouTube - TOP 10 toys that make you gayHonestly, try and watch that after a silly cigarette without laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I used to have a goo shooter - was pretty much the same thing as the "cum gun" it shot green slime that was supposed to be snot. Still got it in the loft I think, but don't have any goo-powder refills, so only works as a water gun now As far as the toys that make you gay go, my older brother - cunt - had the Bumblion thing hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 The cock slide is hilarious, I'd love to get one and put it in the garden just to see the reactions of people on the buses going past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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