Chris Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'd get several VERY hard punches to the cock for that one! Take it she wasn't too happy...She wasn't overly impressed, especially as I was crippled with laughter afterwards. She thought something was up as I was giggling as I got into bed (I'm shit at keeping a straight face during practical jokes. The same behaviour makes me a terrible liar) but I kept the cold hand away at first until she said "oh, your hand's aren't cold tonight".Of course I'd also ran my other hand under a hot tap just to make an even bigger contrast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I kept the cold hand away at first until she said "oh, your hand's aren't cold tonight".Of course I'd also ran my other hand under a hot tap just to make an even bigger contrast.Waiting for the most opportune moment and attention to detail... nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 When I was a kerazzy student (the sort I now hate), we got up to all sorts of capers and hijinks. Most of which were only funny to the four of us who lived together. However, I do remember some bedroom pranks between myself and one of my flatmates.It started out with myself managing to lock him in his room by tieing a rope to his door handle and the hall bannister meaning he couldn't get out. He retaliated by removing my bedroom door and hiding it in the "spooky basement." I went one further than that however. As his room was about 3 times the size of his, I decided to swap out all of belongings of each room whilst he was at university, thus meaning that when he got home he was stuck with the shitey small room and I was living it up in the jumbo room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I once played a game of Fifa unranked online against some Spanish lad. He went as Spain, and I went as Bradford City. Little did he know, I had transferred the likes of Ivanovic, Stephen Ireland and Tim Cahill into my team. He only won 3-2. Fucked him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 A few days ago while getting ready for bed I decided to run my hand under the cold tap for as long as I could stand. Then I got into bed and gave my girlfriend a hug...A better one - wait till she's in the shower, and ask if you can get in to brush your teeth. Then with the cold tap running, slyly fill up a basin or jug with cold water, and then toss it over the top of the shower curtain. My girlfriend LOVES IT when I do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Water balloons ftw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 A better one - wait till she's in the shower, and ask if you can get in to brush your teeth. Then with the cold tap running, slyly fill up a basin or jug with cold water, and then toss it over the top of the shower curtain. My girlfriend LOVES IT when I do that.To be fair, I think a prank backfires when it reduces your chance of a good shag that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I don't find it that hard changing her mind just by giving a good tight hug, start kissing her neck and move onto a soft rub.I'm speechless at this post... Aroused but speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'm speechless at this post... Aroused but speechless.I feel the same. Maybe we should start a support group. I'm no longer pink on the inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I don't find it that hard changing her mind just by giving a good tight hug, start kissing her neck and move onto a soft rub. Then she's butter. But if your using Chris's technique then yes it does probably backfire.The fuck? Information overload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 awww come on he is long overdue a weird and slightly rapey post....lets be honest its what we expect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I don't find it that hard changing her mind just by giving a good tight hug, start kissing her neck and move onto a soft rub. Then she's butter. But if your using Chris's technique then yes it does probably backfire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Can't believe that nobody has abused the 'butter' reference yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Ah, of course. It was a ploy to raise a response or two. We have all been Punk'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I think John W is just an elaborate troll. He knows exactly what he's doing, he just likes to watch the world catch fire and burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'm quite frankly disappointed with these responses. I was expecting much more from you Ab-Music.You've upped yr game and it looks like the rest of Aberdeen-Music haven't matched you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 is that the legend that is Barry Shitpeas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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