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These pick ups are pretty old:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs in the morning: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U + I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

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These pick ups are pretty old:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs in the morning: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U + I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

another one:roses are red violets are twisted bend over love your about to get fisted

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