Chris Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 BBC News - Man assaulted female police officer with penisAwesome. Just how drunk would you have to be to think that was a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 BBC News - Man assaulted female police officer with penisAwesome. Just how drunk would you have to be to think that was a good idea?I'm just impressed he felt he could reach her head with his penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I once assaulted Dave Officer with my penis.Actually, you couldn't really call it 'assault'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I once tried to force my penis into Marcus Howard's ear. He didn't take too kindly to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I once assaulted Dave Officer with my penis.Actually, you couldn't really call it 'assault'...ass-ault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 More like 'ass-halt'. He's not up for fun these days, now he's married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 More like 'ass-halt'. He's not up for fun these days, now he's married.Everyone has a price... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Everyone has a price...Mine's bout tree fiddy.Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Penis mightier than the sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Penis mightier than the sword?NOTHING can defeat the penis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I once assaulted Dave Officer with my penis.Actually, you couldn't really call it 'assault'...heather read this thread and is now concerned.i don't remember any of this though, was rohypnol involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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