Oedo 808 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Teen Girl With No Vagina Pregnant by Sperm Survival from Oral Sex - ABC News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 The thread title and bizarrely, the story, really seems to glaze over the fact that said girl didn't even have a vagina in the first place.Am I the only person that finds that a bit fucking mental?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Nope, they really did seem to find that normal, which i i find even more bizarre than her not having one in the first place! is this a regular thing we have never heard of?Yeah....on Barbie Dolls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 what you been sitting taking the clothes of barbie dolls for?Wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 sooooo was there spunkydunk on the knife or did she allow someone to use her stab wound as her vagina......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 The second coming? o_OBetter knock off that wanking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Like a disembodied foot found in an inner-city alleyway, this initially looked to me like an urban leg end.I'm aware of a well-known legend (and confirmed hoax) about a Civil War shooting resulting in a bullet travelling via a ballsac and scoring a uterine bullseye via the messy hands of a no-doubt overworked and underpaid field surgeon. Interesting to note that in this old skool telling there was also talk of genital weirdness, but this time it was the resulting offspring that had (implausibly) been born with the man's nut mysteriously present in the infant's bawbag. Could this mean that the lack of vagina in the current story is there to convince you that the knife is the only plausible explanation for the pregnancy, much as the transfer of the man's ball is used in the older story?So I went on the hunt for the evidence, tracking down the original paper that the article Bob's posted says it's based on:Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Case report.British Journal of Obstetrics and GynaecologySeptember 1988, Vol. 95, pp. 933-934DOUWE A. A. VERKUYLYou can read it by clicking here.Part of me, despite reading the paper, still feels very uncomfortable about calling this true... But hey, the paper's worth a read! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Some of the key sociological points in the report were buried in amongst the medical details;"The young mother, her family,and the likely father adapted themselves rapidlyto the new situation and some cattle changedhands to prove that there were no hard feelings."There is nothing that can't be solved with the exchange of cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Apart from foot & mouth disease/BSE etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 The thread title and bizarrely, the story, really seems to glaze over the fact that said girl didn't even have a vagina in the first place.Am I the only person that finds that a bit fucking mental?!I don't have a vagina but sometimes, when I am lonely, I wish I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm aware of a well-known legend (and confirmed hoax) about a Civil War shooting resulting in a bullet travelling via a ballsac and scoring a uterine bullseye via the messy hands of a no-doubt overworked and underpaid field surgeon. Interesting to note that in this old skool telling there was also talk of genital weirdness, but this time it was the resulting offspring that had (implausibly) been born with the man's nut mysteriously present in the infant's bawbag. Tom Waits tells that story on a live album, lying scamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 it's a cock and bullet story, IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Tom Waits tells that story on a live album, lying scamp.I do have a horrid cold at the moment, so can just about manage a guff growl when I recite it too. However, you wouldn't want to hear what I can do to a piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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