ca_gere Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Sometimes I leave CDs and DVDs out of their cases next to the telly for like a day or so. I then put them back into their cases at a time that suits me.When I'm making tea or coffee I always boil the kettle first and drink the beverage last. It's just my system.When I'm watching TV and hollyoaks comes on I absolutely have to switch over. like every time without fail.I'm only funning, I can't think of anything obssesive I do although I'm sure there are some. I reckon everyone has OCD to certain degrees and just show it differently.I do have a brief moment of acheivement when I wipe and there's no poo. Does that count as weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 When playing FM/FIFA/PES etc, I without fail raise my arm and shout at the pixellated ref when claiming offsides as though I was Alan Hansen playing for Pool in the 80s.I also do the incredulous arms-out-that's-not-a-foul-ref thing when a free kicks given against me. Hopefully without the Barry Ferguson face-like-a-skelped-arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I do have a brief moment of acheivement when I wipe and there's no poo. Does that count as weird?Everyone feels a sense of achievement when they do a tidy poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Everyone feels a sense of achievement when they do a tidy poop. I'll always remember the graffitti in the mens toilet of the Fraser Noble building that read "ONE WIPERS ARE ACE!" Never a truer word spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I have recently noticed that I make a Doctor Zoidberg-esque "woop woop woop" noise whenever I am crossing a road and a car is coming and I have to dash to avoid getting run over. I also make the Final Fantasy 7 jumping sound effect every time I jump.I love this. Woop woop woop woop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 When I was younger, I used to make the platform-game sound effect when I jumped, just like I'd make the "psch" sound when I pretended to punch something, like in old kung fu films, where every face hit sounds the same, even though in real like it's more of a floppy slapping sound.I think I got it from IK+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I also do the incredulous arms-out-that's-not-a-foul-ref thing when a free kicks given against me. Hopefully without the Barry Ferguson face-like-a-skelped-arse.I find myself doing this also. I once caught myself in the bedroom mirror making a really rueful face and shaking my head after some perceived refereeing injustice. I was so serious that I had to do a review of my life and give up Playstation for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I do have a brief moment of acheivement when I wipe and there's no poo. Does that count as weird?No, the 'miser's shite' or 'arse angel' is a joy to behold. If it also hits the bowl with sufficient velocity and correct vectoring so that it shoots round the u-bend without flushing, then you should feel truly blessed to have produced a bonefide ghost shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 When I'm a passenger in a car and the window wipers are on, I always watch them to see if they "bounce over people" or "cut them in half" as we pass someone walking along the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 No, the 'miser's shite' or 'arse angel' is a joy to behold. If it also hits the bowl with sufficient velocity and correct vectoring so that it shoots round the u-bend without flushing, then you should feel truly blessed to have produced a bonefide ghost shite. The ploppy splashback means ur nipsy gets a good rinse too. A true wonder of nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 When I'm a passenger in a car and the window wipers are on, I always watch them to see if they "bounce over people" or "cut them in half" as we pass someone walking along the street.This is ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_peanut Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Hahahah I don't think these habits are weird but anywho.trainers must neat and aligned when not wearing and musr be ordered by style...Cons..Skaters..Slip ons etc.Pictures must be straight at all time,If I say a comment and say touch wood for example " here's hoping his lobotomy went well...touch wood" ...I just gotta touch something made out of wood...none of that imitation crap..I've seen one guy in Aberdeen walk past a postboc and stop to touch the top of it..and again with the fancy ornaments on fancy gates and fences...usually on crown street...must have taken him fucking ages to get to where he was going.Oh and I also mention old stuff that most folk have forgotten about......say, remember Toxic Disrtortion and that epic slagging match on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 nothing very OCD-ish......but, I do always put on my left sock before I put on the right one....oh, and just HAVE to have something to do/read while sat on the bog... either Sudoku puzzle/Broons Annual/current book I'm reading.....if there isn't anything in the bathroom already, I have to get something before I can start, and woe betide, if anyone disturbs me!!and I wont let anyone make me porridge...I always make my own (the right way !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_peanut Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 nothing very OCD-ish......oh, and just HAVE to have something to do/read while sat on the bog... either Sudoku puzzle/Broons Annual/current book I'm readingTruer words were never spoken. Without a good book/mag to distract you you kinda feel like johnny on the spot and self concious lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I usually press play on my iPhone while in the toilet so I can listen to music. If this is all, I generally don't leave the toilet until a song has finished. But I HAVE to pause before the next song starts.Otherwise, if I'm browsing on the net on the phone while in the toilet, I have to finish reading the thread (or at least - usually unhappily doing so) the page of the thread before leaving. If I'm listening to music AND browsing forums, both apply together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I usually press play on my iPhone while in the toilet so I can listen to music. If this is all, I generally don't leave the toilet until a song has finished. But I HAVE to pause before the next song starts.Otherwise, if I'm browsing on the net on the phone while in the toilet, I have to finish reading the thread (or at least - usually unhappily doing so) the page of the thread before leaving. If I'm listening to music AND browsing forums, both apply together.Brilliant. Now I know, in depth, the shitting ritual of the guy I buy guitar picks from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 You're welcome.I don't know who you are so won't feel nearly as awkward until I know who you are. Then I will remember the above post every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 You're welcome.I don't know who you are so won't feel nearly as awkward until I know who you are. Then I will remember the above post every time. I will make a point of regailing you, and everyone int he vicinity, with your defacation habits next time I buy some strings or a capo or whateva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Please do it nice and quietly.Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Recently I've started shouting "You're tearing me apart Lisa!" anytime I feel at least mildly frustrated. It comes from this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Recently I've started shouting "You're tearing me apart Lisa!" anytime I feel at least mildly frustrated. It comes from this: Holy shitting christ. What the fuck was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Holy shitting christ. What the fuck was that?The Room - it's meant to be one of the worst films ever made. But it's absolute gold: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Holy shit. I think I need to see this. It looks incredible. The flower shop scene is amazing. Were all the voices re-dubbed or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Recently I've started shouting "You're tearing me apart Lisa!" anytime I feel at least mildly frustrated. It comes from this: This is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 << Jesus titty fucking christ I need to see this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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