Skubbs Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 i have never understood why women are always so reluctant to just admit defeat and go to bed. even when they have been sleeping on the sofa for like 2 hours, poke them in the face and say 'go to bed' , i am answered with a grunt and the eyes open....then they close and back to sleep she goes......im also given 'the look' when i do finally get her moving, like i just put her puppy in a sack and shat in it. but i didnt, not this time!When do women ever admit defeat...? I'm known as stubborn for a reason haha plus when you go to bed you're never as comfy as you were dozing on the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 plus when you go to bed you're never as comfy as you were dozing on the sofa.your neck tells a different story when you wake up on a sofa.Pet hate: the annoying bint in staff training who claims she's 'zany' and 'hyper all the time'... Fuck off love, you probably cry yourself to sleep every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Pet hate: the annoying bint in staff training who claims she's 'zany' and 'hyper all the time'... Fuck off love, you probably cry yourself to sleep every night.I bet you want to shag her, but understand that you've not a chance in pig shit of ever getting to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I bet you want to shag her, but understand that you've not a chance in pig shit of ever getting to.Oh aye, I'd quite happily let her sit on.my face, more so I wouldn't have to listen to her, but that's not the issue in question. Anyone who describes themselves in such terms can get to fuck. Pet hate thread fail on my part. I just saw slutbags and presumed we were pet hating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Oh aye, I'd quite happily let her sit on.my face, more so I wouldn't have to listen to her, but that's not the issue in question. Anyone who describes themselves in such terms can get to fuck. Pet hate thread fail on my part. I just saw slutbags and presumed we were pet hating.Fail on my part was wondering why you were calling me Slutbags and beginning to type a sarcastically angry reply about "how dare you, you dont even know me!?" before remembering that there is an actual slutbags.Woops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Fail on my part was wondering why you were calling me Slutbags and beginning to type a sarcastically angry reply about "how dare you, you dont even know me!?" before remembering that there is an actual slutbags.Woops.Fails all round, the fact that there are two posters with 'bags' at the end o their name never occured to me. Can we still be friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 your neck tells a different story when you wake up on a sofa.Pet hate: the annoying bint in staff training who claims she's 'zany' and 'hyper all the time'... Fuck off love, you probably cry yourself to sleep every night.I dunno, I curl up into some odd shapes when I'm on the sofa. It's probably more of a "I'm so tired I feel I'll never get this comfy again so leave me alone" feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Fail on my part was wondering why you were calling me Slutbags and beginning to type a sarcastically angry reply about "how dare you, you dont even know me!?" before remembering that there is an actual slutbags.Woops.You'll always be my little Slutbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 I always have to put my electric guitar pickup selector switch to the correct pickup for the part I'm playing, even when it's not plugged in, does that count?Haha...I do this all the time...My stupid thing is when two lightswitches work for the same light, I need them to always be in sync. This often means turning the light off and running upstairs in the dark, so i can turn it back on, run downstairs, and turn it off. When its time to change the lightbulb you'll see why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 When playing Fifa 10/ Footy Manager I always make up relationships with all my players and give them back stories in my head. I might suddenly decide to get rid of a star player because he missed training for a week and such like, even though its all in my head. This often effects my team selection in Fifa as I will give a lot of the squad players a game even though my best players could easily play the game. There's no other way for me.My friend and I use to do this for the fake master league players on the old Pro Evs. Valery/Valeny was a convicted rapist and the one Scotsman, Eddington/Eddingson, was a convicted kiddy fiddler. The back stories mainly consisted of sexual crimes to be honest.My least controllable habit is probably moving my jaw when i'm playing a sport, although I seem to do it less these days. Back when I played school and boys club football I looked like I was trying to catch flies whenever I was running. I sometimes even do it when playing computer games, although it's more a of a slow grind in those cases. My other stupid habit is running up staircases gradually lowering my posture so that I crawl for the last third of the staircase. I generally can control this now in public, but a couple of times almost did it in shopping centres and the like. I think it's just a childhood habit dying hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 My friend and I use to do this for the fake master league players on the old Pro Evs. Valery/Valeny was a convicted rapist and the one Scotsman, Eddington/Eddingson, was a convicted kiddy fiddler. The back stories mainly consisted of sexual crimes to be honest..Ha ha. Eddington the little bald left back and a sick monster to boot. I like it. I used to leave Ipwar out of my Cameroon side because the other players were uncomfortable with his homosexuality. He usually got twenty minutes to try and let the football do the talking. The little queen that he was (IN MY HEAD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 My other stupid habit is running up staircases gradually lowering my posture so that I crawl for the last third of the staircase. I generally can control this now in public, but a couple of times almost did it in shopping centres and the like. I think it's just a childhood habit dying hard.This. Very much so this. I still do this a lot in my house and caught myself doing it on the stairs going up to my office. Thankfully there was no one else in at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 When playing Fifa 10/ Footy Manager I always make up relationships with all my players and give them back stories in my head. I might suddenly decide to get rid of a star player because he missed training for a week and such like, even though its all in my head. This often effects my team selection in Fifa as I will give a lot of the squad players a game even though my best players could easily play the game. There's no other way for me.When I'm playing Football Manager I conduct pre and post match interviews in my head. I'll also pepper them with football cliches. For example:"Well you know Chick, Ibrox is a tough place to come, Rangers have got some wonderful players and there's no too many teams come away from here with a point. However as you know, I'm a firm believer that a game of football is just 11 men vs 11 men, nothing is pre-decided in football, and it's all about the mentality. If I can get it into my players that they've got nothing to fear coming here, and we play to the best of our best abilities there's no reason why we can't get a result today."For some reason I always have a Glasgwegian accent in these interviews as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 A couple more 'sloppys' and you are Jimmy Calderwood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I sometimes brush my teeth in the shower. Mainly just to kill two birds with one stone. Plus I spend a lot of time brushing my teeth, so it's nice to do it in a nice warm environment - my flat is fucking freezing.Not the best habit to develop on a regular basis, though, as it's apparently better to brush your teeth with cold water.i didn't realise people did this until not long ago and it absolutely disgusts me! AND i found my boyfriend doing it last night! ohhh i was not happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 How is it disgusting? It's water and a plughole. Just like a sink. But bigger. And the water is warmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 A person who brushes their teeth in the shower is instantly under suspicion of performing other inappropriate bathroom behaviour in said shower, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 i didn't realise people did this until not long ago and it absolutely disgusts me! AND i found my boyfriend doing it last night! ohhh i was not happy!Are we equally against shaving in the shower because shaving in the shower is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 A person who brushes their teeth in the shower is instantly under suspicion of performing other inappropriate bathroom behaviour in said shower, IMO.You make it sound as if brushing teeth is "inappropriate bathroom behaviour" in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 People who wee in the shower deserve some form of electroshock therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I reckon that Iomega smokes on the toilet in the morning. Possibly while brushing his teeth.(Speculation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 You make it sound as if brushing teeth is "inappropriate bathroom behaviour" in the first place.Perhaps unconventional would have been a better choice of word. Still, I consider it slightly suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I don't find pissing in the shower offensive. Shitting, now that's another matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Are we equally against shaving in the shower because shaving in the shower is pretty good.It's difficult though. The constant spray washes off the shaving foam, and you don't have a mirror, so you miss bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 It's difficult though. The constant spray washes off the shaving foam, and you don't have a mirror, so you miss bits.Waterproof electric. The future (and also past I suppose). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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