clifford. Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 So it's that time for picking up shitty flowers from the garage on the way home and nicking your kids teddy bear and using as a gift to your loved one.... but i was wondering if anyone knew of anything different going on this Valentines?Doing something grand (e.g. training squirells to arrange nuts in the shape of a heart outside your loved ones window)? Offering up a big date to a random (e.g. 500 date to whoever replys to your ad and tickles your fancy)?Or just anything out of the ordinary... date on an oil rig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 NBA All-Star Game. 'nuff said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Single Persons' Awareness Day. Te-fucking-riffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I preferred it when you were in NWA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Who wants to have sex with me for a box of milk tray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I preferred it when you were in NWAMe too, but Not Without Allah disbanded when I lost my faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Who wants to have sex with me for a box of milk tray?I read that as:Who wants to have sex with a box of milk tray?I was all ready to offer my services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 o_O 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 outstanding, where does one obtain a chocolate vulva exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 <insert racist joke>I'm not sure but you can DIY. Maybe the perfect valentines gift? o_OClone-A-Pussy Chocolate Female Moulding Kit - Free UK Delivery on Body Paint & Rude Food at LoveHoney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford. Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I like the way whoever made/bought that is also into their royalty... check the paper out behind the chocolate vag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I really, really fucking love Valentine's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I like the way whoever made/bought that is also into their royalty... check the paper out behind the chocolate vagMy god, who could this vajayjay have come from...Could it be a chocolate effigy of our dear departed princess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Valentines Day to chocolate recreations of Princess Diana's pussy in just 13 posts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 maybe they also have a big chocolate wang of mr saurkraut sausage sucking sinister secretary prince alberti fucking love alliteration........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 maybe they also have a big chocolate wang of mr saurkraut sausage sucking sinister secretary prince alberti fucking love alliteration........Me too, when it makes sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Me too, when it makes sense...All of this Berti guys posts are either totally bizarre or make no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 All of this Berti guys posts are either totally bizarre or make no sense.Maybe it's Berti Aherne. He's kinda like that as well. Or Berti Vogts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Maybe it's Berti Aherne. He's kinda like that as well. Or Berti Vogts...Or Ernies erstwhile partner, Bert. I presume the "i" at the end is added purely to make him seem more accessible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Princess Diana's chocolate fanny to Sesame Street in just 6 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 <insert racist joke>I'm not sure but you can DIY. Maybe the perfect valentines gift? o_OClone-A-Pussy Chocolate Female Moulding Kit - Free UK Delivery on Body Paint & Rude Food at LoveHoneyo_O is it chocolate flavoured I wonder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 is it chocolate flavoured I wonder?You'd think so wouldn't you? But who knew this mad royalist vagina cloner had also perfected fannie flavoured chocolate.Available in salty, acidic, and asian varieties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 ....or marmite/yeasty !ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Cocoa bean flickin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I'll probably buy Lisa a new bag and a belt...... The hoover should work a lot better after that. Crap Jokes Co. 1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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