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So it's that time for picking up shitty flowers from the garage on the way home and nicking your kids teddy bear and using as a gift to your loved one.... but i was wondering if anyone knew of anything different going on this Valentines?

Doing something grand (e.g. training squirells to arrange nuts in the shape of a heart outside your loved ones window)?

Offering up a big date to a random (e.g. 500 date to whoever replys to your ad and tickles your fancy)?

Or just anything out of the ordinary... date on an oil rig?

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Who wants to have sex with me for a box of milk tray?

I read that as:

Who wants to have sex with a box of milk tray?

I was all ready to offer my services.

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I like the way whoever made/bought that is also into their royalty... check the paper out behind the chocolate vag

My god, who could this vajayjay have come from...

Could it be a chocolate effigy of our dear departed princess?

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maybe they also have a big chocolate wang of mr saurkraut sausage sucking sinister secretary prince albert

i fucking love alliteration........

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maybe they also have a big chocolate wang of mr saurkraut sausage sucking sinister secretary prince albert

i fucking love alliteration........

Me too, when it makes sense...

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Maybe it's Berti Aherne. He's kinda like that as well. Or Berti Vogts...

Or Ernies erstwhile partner, Bert. I presume the "i" at the end is added purely to make him seem more accessible.

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is it chocolate flavoured I wonder?

You'd think so wouldn't you? But who knew this mad royalist vagina cloner had also perfected fannie flavoured chocolate.

Available in salty, acidic, and asian varieties :up:

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